2005 Woot Cellars Emergency Holiday Provisions 750ml

Maybe once upon a time, the holidays were a break from the frantic scramble of everyday life, a time for relaxed communion with those closest to us and quiet reflection on life’s joys and tribulations. Well, those days are over. The Christmas season nowadays is more like a sophisticated military operation. All presents must be bought, all dishes must be prepared, and all relatives must be visited according to a tightly-coordinated schedule, with logistical complexities that make actual war look like the card game War.

But what happens when the holiday surprises aren’t all wrapped in pretty paper? “Oh, uh, hi, Uncle Larry, I thought you were still living on that cult commune.” Or “Doris, that case of wine was supposed to last us until New Year’s Eve.” Or “Take your shot if you think you’re man enough, Granpapa. But this broken bottle might have something to say about it.” The slightest delay could scuttle your finely-honed plan, so you can’t afford to be unprepared for unexpected contingencies.

Woot Cellars to the rescue! When you need to shoot down obstacles on the road to holiday joy, these six bottles of our new, exclusive Emergency Holiday Provisions are the bullets in your ammo chamber. Aromas of wild strawberries, tea and leather send a reassuring message that help is on the way. Fast-acting wild cherry and anise flavors roar into action to resolve any situation with extreme yummy prejudice. Cinnamon, vanilla, apple, and cranberry notes provide covering fire with barrages of festive holiday cheer. This Tuscan-style blend of Sangiovese with Merlot and Cab delivers a shocking, awesome response to any force that threatens your objective of peace and love.

But what if you need to give Emergency Holiday Provisions as an impromptu gift? As George Harrison said, you’ll be quite prepared for that eventuality. We’re including five gift bags – one for each bottle minus the one you hoard for yourself. See, we’ve even taken your own greed into account. That’s how forward-thinking we are.

Nothing can ruin a holiday like a sudden outbreak of spontaneity. Get your celebrations back on schedule with Woot Cellars’ Emergency Holiday Provisions. Because Santa Claus doesn’t have the luxury of dilly-dallying.