3 - 2013 Woot Cellars Consumerus Holiday Red Wine, Paso Robles, 750ml
3 - Metrokane Wine & Stuff Wine Accessory
Customer will receive 3 bottles of Woot Cellars Consumerus; each bottle will be in a Metrokane Wine & Stuff Pack.
2013 Woot Cellars Consumerus Holiday Red Wine, Paso Robles
Be Gone With Your Carols.
Leave Those Tidings Behind.
This Holiday Monster Just Wants Some Great Wine.
I'm Consumerus. It's a family name. Hey, if you're here for heartwarming stories about helpful ghosts or holiday redemption, you got another thing comin'. I like stuff, and this blend is at the top of my list.
Sure, I guess you could share it with loved ones. But why? I bet you'd have to talk some sentimental hooey and laugh about "old times". You'd probably have to share a meal or something ridiculous.
You might even realize how much those weirdos mean to you.
Take it from me: that ain't holiday joy. Nah, nothing compares to the satisfaction of stuff. Doodads.
Gizmos. That's how I stay merry.
...Say, you gotta spare seat at the table?
Metrokane Wine & Stuff
Wine and the stuff you need to open, serve and store it.
Open with Metrokane Headwaiter's Corkscrew....
Unique pen-knife design: foil cutter, corkscrew and knife retract into body like a pen knife.
Serve with Metrokane Pourer/Stopper....
Pours smoothly without drips
Stopper seals wine air-tight
Pours wine with a touch of elegance
Seal with Metrokane Wine/Champagne Sealer...
Seals wine air-tight
Preserves champagne bubbles
Turn clockwise to seal
