Shopping for a fan of Woot? Got a pal who likes to show off the labels on his empties? Boy, do we have a wine for YOU! With a perfectly acceptable taste and the usual moderately funny label, Woot Cellars Adequate Gift Four Pack featuring Three Wine Bags makes it so easy to give something they really won’t hate this holiday season.
The winemakers at three Wine Company have gone all out to make sure the mix of cherry and berry match the subtle herbal undertones in a way that will make even the harshest critic think “Yes, this truly meets the minimum standards to be called a wine.” Trust us, on the pass/fail scale, this one’s technically able to be called a success, no matter what!
But it’s not only a wine they’ll be getting. Just imagine the quizzical expression on your friend’s face when he or she or they see our included Wine Bag. Remember, a Wine Bag is still a socially agreed upon form of wrapping, so there’s no faux pas involved. Plus, it’ll also save you from buying tape! But why just three bags, you ask? That’s easy! Who deserves that last bottle more than you?
Yes, everything anyone could dismissively smile at is right here and waiting in this Woot Cellars Adequate Gift Four Pack featuring Three Wine Bags. It’s perfect for every awkward holiday moment, from the office Secret Santa to an unexpected gotcha gift from your ex. This Christmas, don’t go overboard. Stick to the shallows with four bottles of Adequate Gift. They’ll just be happy that you tried.
Woot Cellars Adequate Gift Wine
This Contra Costa County Red will prove more than Adequate with its rich blend of flavors. The fleshy mouthfeel of the cherry and berry may be just the thing to make Uncle Petey forget you never visited him in the slammer. And, surely, Aunt Brenda's beau won't bring up that uppercut you clobbered him with at the family reunion when he gets a mouthful of the subtlety of herbs like sage, rosemary, and thyme
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