The perfect accessory…for…someone. I guess.

Here’s a little personality test for ya:

Person A drinks beer. A lot. Loves it in fact. Loves it so much that he (or she, but let’s face it, he) keeps every bottle cap and every pop top from his cans. Every single one. Keeps ‘em in a big jar on his kitchen counter. People come over and say, “Woah, that’s a lot of bottle caps,” and he says, “Yeah, I drunk ‘em all myself,” and people say, “Well, what are you gonna do with ‘em?” and he says, “Huh? Nothin’. I just like showin’ off my drinkin’.” You’d probably think that guy’s kind of a weirdo, right? Maybe a lush. Certainly not well-heeled.

Person B drinks wine. A lot. Loves it, too. In fact, he (or she) bought a Bamboo Cork Collector and saves all the corks from bottles of wine he (or she) has enjoyed through the years. Except now it’s all “tasteful” and “artistic” and “interesting.”

Talk about your double standards.

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