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Features
2009 River of Skulls 750ml
With a name like River of Skulls, you know it has to be good... An ankle bone of cherry aromas is connected to the shin bone of blackberries, which connects to the knee bone of spice and perfume. The knee bone is connected to the leg bone of cherry, blackberry, and black pepper flavors, which connects to the hip bone, back bone and neck bone of a nice long vanilla finish. Oh Dem Skulls. Pairs well with Dead People. Just kidding... how about lamb, pork, and risotto?
2010 *%#&@! 750ml
The meaty and peppery characters and hints of Provençal herbs and spices might have you thinking this Cote du Rhône-style blend of Mourvedre, Syrah, and Grenache just fell out of a “California Cheese” commercial. Well, the name is the only cheesy thing about it. Those bright fruit flavors of blueberry and cherry sure ain’t no bull. (Note: No animals were harmed in the writing of these tasting notes.) Pairs and Rhymes with Duck. Also barbecued baby back ribs, Szechuan foods, and yer momma’s meatloaf.
91 points - Wine Enthusiast magazine (2009 vintage)
Specs
2009 *%#&@! Red Rhone Blend 750ml
- 60% Mourvedre and 13% Syrah - from Tanner Vineyards
- 27% Grenache - from Twisted Oak, Colina Roja Block
- Appellation: Calaveras County
- Barrel Aging: 22 months in French, American, and Hungarian Oak
- Residual Sugar: .02%
- TA: .64 g / 100 ml
- pH: 3.8
- Alcohol: 13.5%
- Brix: 24.8
- Production: 700 cases
2009 River of Skulls 750ml
- Vintage 2009
- Varietal Mourvedre / Monastrell
- Appellation Calaveras County
- Vineyard Designation Dalton Vineyard
- Barrel Aging 35% New French oak, 10% New American oak, 55% Neutral oak
- Alcohol % 14.8
2010 *%#&@! 750ml
- Vintage 2010
- Varietal Red Rhone Blend
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- 63% Mourvedre - from Tanner Vineyards
- 25% Syrah - from Tanner Vineyards
- 12% Grenache - from Twisted Oak, Colina Roja Block - Appellation Calaveras County
- Alcohol % 14.2
Specs
2009 *%#&@! Red Rhone Blend 750ml
- 60% Mourvedre and 13% Syrah - from Tanner Vineyards
- 27% Grenache - from Twisted Oak, Colina Roja Block
- Appellation: Calaveras County
- Barrel Aging: 22 months in French, American, and Hungarian Oak
- Residual Sugar: .02%
- TA: .64 g / 100 ml
- pH: 3.8
- Alcohol: 13.5%
- Brix: 24.8
- Production: 700 cases
2009 River of Skulls 750ml
- Vintage 2009
- Varietal Mourvedre / Monastrell
- Appellation Calaveras County
- Vineyard Designation Dalton Vineyard
- Barrel Aging 35% New French oak, 10% New American oak, 55% Neutral oak
- Alcohol % 14.8
2010 *%#&@! 750ml
- Vintage 2010
- Varietal Red Rhone Blend
-
- 63% Mourvedre - from Tanner Vineyards
- 25% Syrah - from Tanner Vineyards
- 12% Grenache - from Twisted Oak, Colina Roja Block - Appellation Calaveras County
- Alcohol % 14.2
Vendor Details
Twisted Oak Winery
- Founded:
- 2004
- Owners:
- Jeff and Mary Stai
- Location:
- Murphys, CA
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 2m 1.001s
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