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6-Pack 2008 Dry Creek Valley Sauvignon Blanc 750ml
A 2008 SB? That's the point…not standard or typical for this varietal but Toolbox Wines feel this wine over delivers, their true mission to craft a wine similar in style to Sancerre, this fruit was sourced just north of the Russian River AVA, but you'd think it's from France – classic in style. The vineyard is on the valley floor where the morning fog creates a damp atmosphere. This allows longer hang time, enhancing the flavors while balancing the sugars and the acids. The soils from this region release great minerals and an almost steel like quality to the fruit. This is 100% Sauvignon Blanc and is a true reflection of the best of the Dry Creek appellation. With the aromas of ocean grass dunes, it is crisp and with a finish that just begs for oysters and shellfish.
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