Oh, that’s right: you probably don’t have a custom-built platinum-plated wine fountain, do you? I’m sorry. It’s just that when you’ve got a wine fountain in the grand foyer of your mansion, you see it every day and you kind of take it for granted and think everyone shares your lavish lifestyle. You know how it is, right? Or wait, no. You actually don’t know how it is. Jeez, I just keep putting my foot in my mouth! I simply don’t know what’s gotten into me. It’s probably just the excitement of seeing you after all these years. Derrick Tomlinson! My old friend from high school! Named “Most Likely To Succeed” in the yearbook! How have you been? Successful? Well, those things are tough to predict.
Anyway, I really must apologize about the state of my wine fountain. I had a friend over – Albert Pujols, are you familiar with his work? Well, he was asking me a few questions, like what do you even do with 250 million dollars, and I was telling him that I honestly don’t know – I certainly wouldn’t be able to get by on just 250 million dollars – and while we talked, we were filling up our wine glasses with The Crusher 2010 Wilson Vineyard Big Orange White Wine Blend at the fountain, sipping it, and savoring its soft chalky tannins and rich mouth-filling structure on the mid-palate. Well, before we knew it, the wine fountain had run dry! Can you believe that? Al and I drank the whole thing without even noticing!
You still playing baseball, Derrick? Oh. Sorry to hear that.
The Crusher 2010 Wilson Vineyard Big Orange White Wine Blend, Clarksburg
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