Wolf not make simple tools. Wolf not able to build tree house as nice as mine! Wolf not even have thumbs! How they grow grapes and make Malbec so delicious, me not know. Hurt head and heart to think about.
That why me call you apes here today. Apes missing out on big profit opportunity. Market wide open for wine made by hu-man mothered by animal. Me and apes need put heads together, make good wine like 2010 Columbia Valley Malbec.
Here. Me bring some for all apes to drink. No, Lomo, you not pour on fur. Wine stain fur rich purple color, not good color for you. Smell first. Smell like blueberry, plum, tobacco and allspice. Jojo! You not get mad at glass! You one who try to drink wine through nose!
Now put it mouth. NOT WHOLE GLASS, JUST WINE. Good. Taste nice, like luscious Marion berry, raspberry, cedar and dried thyme. Smooth like fur of tiger, vibrant like feathers of toucan! We make this! We get in on cash wolves raking in. We get rich, buy nice tree house for all apes!
No, Chee-chee, you not have more. You horrible drunk.
2010 Elevage Wine Company, “Raised by Wolves” Columbia Valley, Malbec 750ml 3-Pack
Trendy like a designer handbag, our 2010 Columbia Valley Malbec is a rich, purple color, true to its grape. It offers plenty of heavily perfumed aromas including blueberry, plum, tobacco and allspice. The palate is luscious with vibrant fruit and smooth, subtle tannins, filled with flavors of Marion berry, raspberry, cedar and dried thyme. Drink now through 2017.
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