Just say the word aloud and people start to look at you. Chocolate? Is there chocolate? Who’s got the chocolate and why don’t I?

Chocolate is a taste so wonderful that even the cheapest dime store Easter candy isn’t completely terrible. But the very best chocolate? Ahhhh, there’s just nothing like it at all. Rich, dark, innovative, and always enjoyed, a good bar of chocolate is like Jay-Z for your mouth. So what better gift to you, the loyal Wooters who are here during what might be a Christmas vacation? Today we’re featuring this pack of ten 2oz 100% Natural 70% Cacao Guatemalan Chocolate Bars. And if you’ve got any sense at all, you’re going to buy them.

See, 70% is pretty damn high. And when you consider that these chocolate bars have only five ingredients (cocoa liquor, cocoa butter, evaporated cane juice, whole bean vanilla and soy lecithin) you can understand just how chocolatey each bar is going to be. Rain Republic practices bean-to-bar production methods that ensure the absolute freshest taste, and what you’re getting is real chocolate taste. This isn’t some chemical simulation. This is the good stuff.

And ten 2oz bars. TEN. For a combined TWENTY OUNCES of Guatemalan Chocolate. Sure, we could talk about their sustainable farming or their recyclable packaging, but that’s not what you care about when you hear the word “chocolate”. What you care about is how fast you can stuff your mouth.

We’re right there with you, loyal customers. Which is our way of saying we’re about to break into the Rain Republic warehouse with a crowbar. It’s probably best if you place your order quickly. We’d feel really guilty if we ate your share.

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