Maison de Monaco French Inspired Preserves - 3 Pack

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Fridge Friends

Even jerks deserve a little kindness this time of year.

Dear The Guy Who Keeps Stealing My Lunch,

I don’t know if you’ll read this. The many notes I’ve taped to this office refrigerator asking that you please stop ganking my sandwiches have all gone ignored, so there’s a good chance you’ll do the same with this one, but I figure it’s worth posting regardless.

I began working with this company around the end of March this year. My lunches started disappearing about a week later. In fact, over the past nine months, you’ve stolen nearly every food item I’ve brought into this office without fail, no matter if I’ve labeled it with my name, put it in a brown bag, plastic grocery bag or container, or even hidden it under someone else’s lunch. It would be a pretty impressive feat if it wasn’t so infuriating.

I’ve been thinking about this little bond we have in the last couple days and, I have to tell you, I’m not mad anymore. Instead, I just feel bad for you. Did someone hurt you in a lunch room long ago? Was your mother not around to make you sandwiches? Maybe she just didn’t care enough to prepare a lunch for you when you were young, and now you use food theft as a way of lashing out against an unfair world. It really doesn’t matter. I guess what I’m trying to say is that it’s okay. You obviously need them more than I do.

So in the fridge today, you’ll find three sandwiches made specifically for you by me. They may look like the same old peanut butter and jelly I always bring, but they’re made with Maison de Monaco French Inspired Preserves. There’s one with Blackberry & Poppy Flower, one with Apricot & Hibiscus Preserves, and another with my personal favorite, Strawberry & Cassis Cream Preserves. These preserves are all hand-made, completely natural, and really tasty. I thought maybe you might like these as a bit of a holiday treat before I go on vacation and you’re forced to find nourishment for yourself for a week.

Make no mistake, my unknown adversary, if I find out who you are, I’ll risk the HR visit trying to beat you senseless. But for now, just enjoy yourself. It’s Christmas, after all.

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Features

 
Maison de Monaco French Inspired Preserves
 
  • Unique preserves made from traditional French recipes
  • Made from vine ripened fruit
  • Every jar of “Maison de Monaco” is bursting with flavor
  • "Maison de Monaco" is made with MORE FRUIT and LESS SUGAR
  • This means more fruit flavor WITHTOUT THE CALORIES
  • NO PRESERVATIVES
  • "Maison de Monaco" offers you natural goodness

Blackberry & Poppy Flower Preserves, 7.75 oz.

Ingredients: Blackberries and/or Marionberries, Sugar, Poppy Flower, Pectin

Nutritional Facts / Amount Per Serving
Serving Size: 1 tbsp (17g.) Servings 13
Calories: 30
Calories from Fat: 0g
Total Fat: 0g
Sodium: 0mg
Total carbohydrate: 7g (2%)
Sugars: 6g
Protein: 0g

Not a significant source of calories from fat, saturated fat, trans fat, cholesterol, dietary fiber, vitamin A, vitamin C, calcium and iron.

*Percentage Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calories diet.

PLEASE REFRIGERATE AFTER OPENING

 

Apricot & Hibiscus Preserves, 7.75 oz

Ingredients: Apricots, Sugar, Hibiscus, Vanilla, Pectin

Nutritional Facts / Amount Per Serving
Serving Size: 1 tbsp (17g.) Servings 13
Calories: 25
Calories from Fat: 0g
Total Fat: 0g
Sodium: 0mg
Total carbohydrate: 6g (2%)
Sugars: 6g
Protein: 0g
Vitamin A: 6%
Vitamin C: 2%

Not a significant source of calories from fat, saturated fat, trans fat, cholesterol, dietary fiber, calcium and iron.

*Percentage Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calories diet.

PLEASE REFRIGERATE AFTER OPENING

 

Strawberry & Cassis Cream Preserves, 7.75 oz

Ingredients: Strawberries, Sugar, Black Currant Cream (liquor), Pectin

Nutritional Facts / Amount Per Serving
Serving Size: 1 tbsp (17g.) Servings 13
Calories: 25
Calories from Fat: 0g
Total Fat: 0g
Sodium: 0mg
Total carbohydrate: 6g (2%)
Sugars: 6g
Protein: 0g
Vitamin C: 10%

 

Not a significant source of calories from fat, saturated fat, trans fat, cholesterol, vitamin A, calcium and iron.
*Percentage Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calories diet.
 
PLEASE REFRIGERATE AFTER OPENING

 In the box:

  • (1) Maison de Monaco Blackberry & Poppy Flower Preserves, 7.75 oz
  • (1) Maison de Monaco Apricot & Hibiscus Preserves, 7.75 oz
  • (1) Maison de Monaco Strawberry & Cassis Cream Preserves, 7.75 oz
 

 

Specs

Blackberry & Poppy Flower Preserves, 7.75 oz
Apricot & Hibiscus Preserves, 7.75 oz
Strawberry & Cassis Cream Preserves, 7.75 oz

Winery Details

Maison de Monaco

Owner:
Coco Guilhem
Location:
San Francisco, CA

At my home in Brittany I would pick fresh berries in the summer, and apples and pears in the fall. My grandmother taught me how to make fresh preserves from recipes that were handed down from her mother. We cooked the fruit in a copper kettle to retain all its taste and nutritional qualities. Fruits and flavors were blended to produce naturally sweet preserves that were innovative and unique. My fondest memories revolve around the wonderful moments we shared tasting the delicious preserves we made in our modest kitchen. 

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