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Features

2009 Conservative Red Blend 750ml 4-Pack
 
Pleasant aromas of red and dark fruit with a hint of spice... Flavors of blackberry and plum preserves with balanced undertones of earth bittersweet chocolate. 

Specs

Winery Retail Price:    $100.00
Average Shipping:     $20.00
Woot Shipping:        (-$5.00)
Total MSRP:         $115.00

 

  • Alcohol: 14.5 %
  • 90% Tempranillo, 10% Grenache

Winery Details

One Vine Wines

Founded:
2003
Owner:
Greg Martellotto
Location:
Poway, CA

Martellotto Wines began in a 17th century trullo, an iconic house in Alberobello (the place of pretty trees) in southern Italy. Uniquely constructed without mortar, topped with slate roofs, and recognized by UNESCO as a World Heritage site, the trullo is the recessed image in the 2006 vintage front labels. Greg Martellotto’s family has been making wine for generations, and his grandfather brought traditional winemaking practices to the U.S. when he immigrated to Ellis Island in 1909. Greg’s unique skill set includes: winemaking experience in California, Italy and Mexico, launching several wine brands, building a successful import/distribution company and developing long-term relationships with growers, winery owners, and clients. Greg’s intention is to make remarkable wines of consequence, consistency, value, and varietal expression. A vineyard first philosophy focuses efforts on farming (including biodynamic and sustainable agriculture) with gentle handling in the winery and minimal intervention. Martellotto wines are allocated, vineyard designate wines that are a pleasure to share.

 

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