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Krave Smoky Grilled Teriyaki Gourmet Pork Jerky, 1.5 oz. 3-Pack

Tender pork slices are soaked in teriyaki, brown sugar, and a smoky soy marinade resulting in a moist and flavorful jerky with a hint of sweetness balanced by the natural savory profile of pork, without all the excess salt.

Ingredients: Pork, corn syrup , gluten free soy sauce (water, soybeans, rice, salt), sorbitol, soybean oil with Citric Acid, salt, michiu rice wine, spices.
 
No MSG (except that which occurs naturally in soy sauce)

 

Allergen: soy, wheat

Krave Basil Citrus Gourmet Turkey Jerky, 1.5 oz. 3-Pack
 
To create our basil citrus turkey jerky, we infuse succulent turkey breasts with tangy citrus to create a jerky that’s soft, subtly seasoned and bursting with flavor. You’ll taste the rich basil complemented by the clean and crisp citrus notes on the palate.
 
Ingredients: Turkey Breast, Brown Sugar, Water, Apple Juice, Lemon Juice, Salt, Honey, Basil, Lemon Pepper (black pepper, Lemon peel, citric acid, salt, onion, garlic, sugar, maltodextrin, lemon juice solids, and natural flavors), Garlic, Onion.
 
No MSG (except that which occurs naturally in soy sauce)
 
Allergen: soy
 
Krave Chili Lime Gourmet Beef Jerky, 1.5 oz. 2-Pack
 
Tease your taste buds with tender slices of knuckle-cut domestic beef teamed with medium-hot chili and balanced with zesty lime for a jerky that’s marvelously moist and easy to tear and share. This unique profile provides a dose of medium heat that teams up well with the acidity of the citrus notes.
 
Ingredients: Beef, soy sauce (water, soybeans, wheat, salt), corn syrup, chili sauce (chili, garlic, vinegar, sugar and salt), sugar, chili lime seasoning (modified corn starch, maltodextrin, , sugar, spices, salt, corn syrup solids, citric acid, onion, garlic, paprika, natural flavors, extractive of paprika, lime oil, silicon dioxide), soybean oil, lemon emulsion (water, lemon oil, vegetable gum, citric acid, sodium benzoate as preservative and natural flavors), salt, chili pepper, potato starch, lime concentrate, spices, citric acid.
 
No MSG (except that which occurs naturally in soy sauce)
 
Allergen: soy, wheat
 
Krave Sweet Honey Chipotle Gourmet Beef Jerky, 1.5 oz. 2-Pack

Made from the authentic flavors of Mexican chipotle, this jerky brings together natural smokiness, a sensation of moderate heat, and a hint of honey to create the perfect balance of sweet and smoky. Tender slices of domestic beef are double marinated, then baked, resulting in an extraordinarily moist, soft and chewable jerky. Olé!
 
Ingredients: Beef, Sugar, Soy sauce (water, soybeans, wheat, salt), Corn Syrup, Granulated Honey (high fructose corn syrup, wheat starch, corn syrup, soy flour, calcium steorate, lecithin), Spices, Salt, Chipotle Powder, Citric Acid, Vinegar Powder.
 
No MSG (except that which occurs naturally in soy sauce)

Allergen: soy, wheat
 
 

 

Specs

Nutrition Facts - Smoky Grilled Teriyaki Gourmet Pork Jerky
Serving Size: 1 oz.
Servings per Container: 1.5
Calories: 70
Calories from Fat: 15
Total Fat: 1.5g ~ 2% Daily Value
Saturated Fat: .05g ~ 3% Daily Value
Trans Fat: 0g
Cholesterol: 15mg ~ 5% Daily Value
Sodium: 180mg ~ 8% Daily Value
Total Carbohydrate: 9g ~ 3% Daily Value
Dietary Fiber: 0g
Sugars: 8g
Protein: 5g ~ 10% Daily Value
Vitamin A: 0% Daily Value
Vitamin C: 0% Daily Value
Calcium: 0% Daily Value
Iron: 2% Daily Value

 

Nutrition Facts - Basil Citrus Gourmet Turkey JerkyBasil Citrus Gourmet Turkey JerkyBasil Citrus Gourmet Turkey Jerky
Serving Size: 1 oz.
Servings per Container: 1.5
Calories: 100
Calories from Fat: 0
Total Fat: 0g
Saturated Fat: 0g
Trans Fat: 0g
Cholesterol: 25mg ~ 8% Daily Value
Sodium: 610mg ~ 25% Daily Value
Total Carbohydrate: 16g ~ 5% Daily Value
Dietary Fiber: 0g
Sugars: 16g
Protein: 9g ~ 14% Daily Value
Vitamin A: 0% Daily Value
Vitamin C: 2% Daily Value
Calcium: 0% Daily Value
Iron: 4% Daily Value

 

Nutrition Facts -  Chili Lime Gourmet Beef Jerky
Serving Size: 1 oz.
Servings per Container: 1.5
Calories: 50
Calories from Fat: 15
Total Fat: 1.5g ~ 2% Daily Value
Saturated Fat: .05g ~ 3% Daily Value
Trans Fat: 0g
Cholesterol: 10mg ~ 3% Daily Value
Sodium: 290mg ~ 12% Daily Value
Total Carbohydrate: 3g ~ 1% Daily Value
Dietary Fiber: 0g
Sugars: 2g
Protein: 7g ~ 14% Daily Value
Vitamin A: 4% Daily Value
Vitamin C: 80% Daily Value
Calcium: 0% Daily Value
Iron: 6% Daily Value

 

Nutrition Facts -  Sweet Honey Chipotle Gourmet Beef Jerky
Serving Size: 1 oz.
Servings per Container: 1.5
Calories: 80
Calories from Fat: 15
Total Fat: 1.5g ~ 3% Daily Value
Saturated Fat: .05g ~ 3% Daily Value
Trans Fat: 0g
Cholesterol: 20mg ~ 6% Daily Value
Sodium: 400mg ~ 17% Daily Value
Total Carbohydrate: 9g ~ 3% Daily Value
Dietary Fiber: 0g
Sugars: 7g
Protein: 8g ~ 16% Daily Value
Vitamin A: 2% Daily Value
Vitamin C: 0% Daily Value
Calcium: 0% Daily Value
Iron: 6% Daily Value

 

In the box:

  • (3) Krave Smoky Grilled Teriyaki Gourmet Pork Jerky, 1.5 oz.
  • (3) Krave Basil Citrus Gourmet Turkey Jerky, 1.5 oz.
  • (2) Krave Chili Lime Gourmet Beef Jerky, 1.5 oz.
  • (2) Krave Sweet Honey Chipotle Gourmet Beef Jerky, 1.5 oz.

 

Winery Details

Krave Jerky

Founded:
2009
Owner:
Jonathan Sebastiani
Location:
Sonoma, CA

Born with a wooden spoon in his mouth to a lauded Sonoma County wine family, KRAVE founder and CEO Jonathan Sebastiani has grown up working in and surrounded by the culinary and wine industry. From these years of experience, he has developed a keen sense of flavor and a respect for the process needed to develop a food product with integrity. Sebastiani has the tools and skill set to create and educate consumers about a new breed of jerky. Seeking natural renewable energy in the form of a healthy, high-protein snack while training for the New York Marathon, Sebastiani came to appreciate the merits of jerky and, in turn, the need for a more innovative jerky product. KRAVE delights in the playful irony of a low-brow snack meat developed amidst the privileged wine country lifestyle. The same man who once worked to knock wine off its pedestal with "Wine Brats", a marketing and business initiative to make wine more approachable to young adults, Jon Sebastiani now seeks to bring class to jerky by placing it on that very pedestal and asking that skeptical foodies give in to the krave.

 

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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