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Beware the evil temptress with the pouty lips. She's a wolf in fish's clothing.

I see you over there with your adorable little fishy face, blowing kisses in my general direction. But I'm bitter and jaded after my most recent break up, so I'm not biting. Save your little pouty lips for some other sucker.

I'm just going to sit here, by myself, at the end of this bar and drown my sorrows in this non-vintage proprietary red wine. It's got loads of bright raspberry, plum and cranberry, and not one ounce of empty promises, which is more than I can say for the likes of you.

There are plenty of fish in the sea, which is why I refuse to commit again. In fact, I might just have a glass of the delicious white table wine later, and try not to get too upset when its floral nuances and abundant bouquet remind me of the one I gave that callous wench on our first date.

And you can just move on, gobbling up and spitting out hearts, just like a koi fish and those weird little pellets.

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Features

Non-Vintage Kissy Fish Rouge Table Wine 750ml 6-Pack

This non-vintage, proprietary red wine is blended from Lange Winery's favorite varietals grown in Oregon. Loads of bright raspberry, plum, cranberry, and spice make this the perfect match for your weeknight cuisine from light hors d'oeuvres to heartier grilled dishes.  A seriously fun wine to share with friends.

2009 Kissy Fish White Table Wine 750ml 6-Pack

This delightful white table wine is sourced from Oregon's North Willamette Valley.  Displaying floral nuances in the bouquet along with an abundance of fruit on the palate, Kissy Fish pairs well with everything from appetizers to dessert. Fun. Seriously.

Specs

Non-Vintage Kissy Fish Rouge Table Wine 750ml 6-Pack

  • Alcohol:  13%
2009 Kissy Fish White Table Wine 750ml 6-Pack
  • Alcohol:  12.5%

Specs

Non-Vintage Kissy Fish Rouge Table Wine 750ml 6-Pack

  • Alcohol:  13%
2009 Kissy Fish White Table Wine 750ml 6-Pack
  • Alcohol:  12.5%

Vendor Details

Lange Estate Winery

Founded:
1987
Owner:
Don and Wendy Lange
Location:
Dundee, OR
Twenty-five years ago, Don and Wendy Lange founded their winery in the Dundee Hills of Oregon’s northern Willamette Valley. The year 1987 marked the Langes’ first vintage and consisted of the three varietals they embrace today: Pinot Noir, Pinot Gris, and Chardonnay.
 
New-world pioneers in the production of Pinot Gris, Lange Estate was the first to release a barrel-fermented reserve–an effort Matt Kramer of the WINE SPECTATOR calls “a bench-mark bottling.” Don Lange’s work as a winemaker has been termed “brilliant” by Hugh Johnson, and the WINE ENTHUSIAST proclaimed Lange Estate to be “one of the great Pinot Noir producers in the United States.”
 
Lange Estate is known for crafting beautifully balanced wines from fruit grown on the winery Estate, located in the heart of the prestigious Dundee Hills appellation. To further supplement our case production, the Langes purchase additional fruit from the best vineyards in the surrounding area. Long-standing relationships with these blue-ribbon sites have helped the winery establish a well-deserved reputation for consistency and complexity in the wines.
 
Jesse Lange, Don’s son, joined the winemaking team in 2004, continuing the legacy of Lange Estate. Jesse also holds the title of General Manager and serves on several industry boards including: President of Oregon Pinot Camp, former President of the Dundee Hills Winegrowers Association, and the Willamette Valley Wineries Association. Currently, the father/son duo bottles six different Pinot Noirs, focusing on terroir through small lot, artisanal wine-making philosophies. Lange Estate sets the standard for truly hand-crafted wines.
 
While overseeing one of the most picturesque tasting rooms in Oregon, Wendy Lange tends to the day-to-day business of the winery, the grounds, and the resident canine corps. With panoramic views of the Cascade Mountain Range and two valleys, a visit to Lange Estate Winery is an experience you don’t want to miss.

 

 

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