Ratty flip-flops? Check. Old t-shirt and pajama pants? Check. No make-up, your hair tucked up under a hat, and a pair of sunglasses covering your tear-reddened eyes? Triple check.
And yet, nothing says “I’ve just been dumped” like standing in the checkout lane with ice cream and a cheap bottle of wine. It’s why the guy behind you in line snickered. It’s why the lady in front of you gave you an “aw, poor thing” look as she paid for her toilet paper. It’s why the checker can’t help but comment with a snarky “Must be date night.”
Why torture yourself? You know men lie! You know how hard it is to convince a man to love you ever since your father left years ago? Why put yourself out there for the grocery-buying public to judge when you can have all the wine you need right in your very own home?
With this JanKris Winery Paso Robles Picaro Case, you’re not only getting a finely-crafted artisan 2005 Picaro that refreshes the soul with its bright and peppery flavor and smooth finish, you’re gaining the peace of mind of never having to leave the house during your latest pity party. Don’t broadcast your loneliness to the world. Instead, have a glass of wine and concentrate on what’s important: healing through constantly refreshing his Facebook page to see which of your friends he’s left you for.
Ice cream? Well, you’re going to have to figure that one out for yourself. Maybe you should invest in a deep freezer or something. But wine? Oh yeah. We’ve got you covered.
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