He lurks
Suddenly, a colossal, inhuman shape bursts from the water in an explosion of glitter and angel songs. It's the windigo of flavorsome bliss! It bounds from the sea, gnarled claws drawn, leaving behind a stream of kaleidoscopic balloons and luminous doves as it falls upon you. It stabs you in the face-hole with Chocolate Shop Red Wine!
The world erupts into undulating chocolate tides. A great, hulking kraken from the nethermost depths of candied sweetness squeezes you with its massive taste-tacles as a chorus of ravenous penguins scream Viking anthems while circling you both like the orbit of dazzling alien moons. Your lungs explode with elation. Your stomach harpoons your heart and elopes with your sense of whimsy.
The immense pressure crushes your eyes and you are dragged, endlessly, blissfully into the cocoa-dark, velvety depths, lost in the lusciousness. Lost ... lost ... lost.
On the beach, the gentle salt air takes no notice of the smoldering crater where you once stood, and the lapping of waves echoes like baleful pleasure.
Features
Delivered in time for New Years
Chocolate Red Wine 750ml 6-Pack
Chocolate Shop, the ultimate "Chocolate Lover's Wine" is a deep, ruby red wine blended with rich, velvety chocolate. Chocolate Shop provides you with an indulgent wine experience like no other.
Inviting aromas of black cherry and dark chocolate entwine and continue on the palate surrounded by hints of cocoa powder. Nuances of red wine and residual sugar linger on the smooth finish.
Sweetening the tongues for centuries, chocolate and red wine has been the most reliable pairing in history. Chocolate Shop takes this pairing to the next level, marrying chocolate flavor with red wine to create a sumptuous drink. We start with a proprietary red blend of the finest vinifera varietals, add a touch of oak and a kiss of sweetness to create the perfect fruit-driven foil for the rich dark chocolate which unfolds in silken layers across the palate.
Specs
- Variety: Chocolate Red Wine
- Blend: Premium vinifera red wines with natural dark chocolate
- Alcohol: 12.5%
- RS: 7.0%
Specs
- Variety: Chocolate Red Wine
- Blend: Premium vinifera red wines with natural dark chocolate
- Alcohol: 12.5%
- RS: 7.0%
Vendor Details
Chocolate Shop
Chocolate Shop, The Chocolate Lover’s Wine, takes the perfect pairing- Chocolate & Wine – to the next level, marrying fine wine & rich, velvety chocolate to create an indulgent wine experience like no other.
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