Crunch My Heart
What am I saying to you with this Brandini Toffee, my love? Only this, candy of my heart, only this:
Your lips are like unto butter in their richness, their sweetness, but not their color unless you've had a really rough night.
Your heart is as pure as cane sugar. To win it for mine, I would spend hours toiling with a machete in the hot sun, but thanks for not making me do that because it would totally suck.
Your smile is as intoxicating as chocolate dipped in liquid ecstasy, but it would be illegal to sell candy with ecstasy in it so you'll have to settle for just the chocolate part.
And finally, the almonds... uh, the shape of your nostrils, maybe? OK, so my toffee metaphor is kinda falling apart here, but fortunately this Brandini Toffee doesn't have to be a coherent allegory of my undying passion for you. It just has to taste good.
Features
Delivered in time for Valentine's Day
Brandini Artisan Toffee, 2 lb in a Valentine's Day Tin
The original recipe of sweet creamy butter, pure cane sugar, chocolate and almonds went through many evolutions during the first 6 months. Advice to help improve their toffee was given by Don Callender from Marie Callender’s restaurant chain and Guittard chocolate who supplies the chocolate.
The new Brandini Toffee is a perfect blend of hand stirred toffee that melts in your mouth and won’t stick to your teeth, hand roasted California almonds, and Guittard chocolate.
Ingredients: Hand Stirred Sweet Creamy Butter, Pure Cane Sugar, Chocolate, Almonds
Allergen: Contains Nuts
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Specs
- Refrigerate for 6 weeks or freeze for 6 months with no diminished flavor
Nutrition Facts | |
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Serving Size: 2oz Servings Per Container: 16 |
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Amount Per Serving: | |
Calories: 320 | Calories from Fat: 220 |
% Daily Value * | |
Total Fat 25g | 38% |
Saturated Fat 15g | 75% |
Trans Fat 0g | |
Cholesterol 50mg | 17% |
Sodium 150mg | 6% |
Total Carbohydrate 24g | 8% |
Dietary Fiber 2g | 8% |
Sugars 22g | |
Protein 2g | |
Vitamin A | 15% |
Vitamin C | 0% |
Calcium | 0% |
Iron | 4% |
* The Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet, so your values may change depending on your calorie needs. The values here may not be 100% accurate because the recipes have not been professionally evaluated nor have they been evaluated by the U.S. FDA. INGREDIENTS: Hand Stirred Sweet Creamy Butter, Pure Cane Sugar, Chocolate, Almonds |
In the box:
- Brandini Toffee for Valentine's Day, 2lb Tin
Specs
- Refrigerate for 6 weeks or freeze for 6 months with no diminished flavor
Nutrition Facts | |
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Serving Size: 2oz Servings Per Container: 16 |
|
Amount Per Serving: | |
Calories: 320 | Calories from Fat: 220 |
% Daily Value * | |
Total Fat 25g | 38% |
Saturated Fat 15g | 75% |
Trans Fat 0g | |
Cholesterol 50mg | 17% |
Sodium 150mg | 6% |
Total Carbohydrate 24g | 8% |
Dietary Fiber 2g | 8% |
Sugars 22g | |
Protein 2g | |
Vitamin A | 15% |
Vitamin C | 0% |
Calcium | 0% |
Iron | 4% |
* The Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet, so your values may change depending on your calorie needs. The values here may not be 100% accurate because the recipes have not been professionally evaluated nor have they been evaluated by the U.S. FDA. INGREDIENTS: Hand Stirred Sweet Creamy Butter, Pure Cane Sugar, Chocolate, Almonds |
In the box:
- Brandini Toffee for Valentine's Day, 2lb Tin
Vendor Details
Brandini Toffee Shop and Factory
- Founded:
- 2006
- Owners:
- Brandon Weimer and Leah Post
- Location:
- Rancho Mirage, CA
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 4m 42.331s
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