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Today, in honor of "Back To School"... we're jerky.woot.com! Don't worry, the traditional URL will still work too.

As a person of legal drinking age, maybe school isn't something you do. Maybe it's something for your kids, or your friends. Or maybe it IS something you do and you're furthering your education! Regardless, you didn't get where you are by giving in. You know that sometimes... you've gotta be a little jerky.

But it's hard to decide when, isn't it? Sometimes you need to be a little jerky, just to get the message across. Sometimes you've got to be a LOT jerky, otherwise no one pays attention. And sometimes, you've got to be jerky mixed with Sweet Honey in a sort of carrot-and-stick situation. You know this. We know this. That's why we're offering a variety of jerkys for nearly every kind of jerk.

You want pork? We got pork. You want beef? We got beef. You want turkey? We've got turkey. You want pistachios? Well, we're not sure why you would be here for that since this is a jerky sale, but... son of a gun! We've got pistachios too! There's no limit to what we're offering today!

Haul these snacks to school in your bag, or pass 'em to someone else. When the urge hits, you'll be getting a protein blast that will jerk you back to reality. It's better than some carb-filled pastry, and it could even be more delicious! You'll make friends! Friends that turn into connections! And you'll leave school with a network that'll come into play as you start searching for a career!

Because if there's one thing the world has proven, it's that being jerky opens doors. Important doors. If you don't learn anything else in school, learn that, and you'll probably do just fine.

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Features

Pork Smoky Grilled Teriyaki

Tender pork slices are soaked in teriyaki, brown sugar, and a smoky soy marinade resulting in a moist and flavorful jerky with a hint of sweetness balanced by the natural savory profile of pork, without all the excess salt.

Ingredients: Pork, sugar, soy sauce (water, soybeans, wheat, salt), sorbitol, fructose, soybean oil, salt, michiu wine, spices, contains less than 1% of the following: sodium nitrite cure, sodium erythorbate, disodium inosinate & disodium guanylate, BHT added to preserve flavor.

Allergen: soy, wheat

 

Sweet Honey Chipotle Gourmet Beef Jerky

Made from the authentic flavors of Mexican chipotle, this jerky brings together natural smokiness, a sensation of moderate heat, and a hint of honey to create the perfect balance of sweet and smoky. Tender slices of domestic beef are double marinated, then baked, resulting in an extraordinarily moist, soft and chewable jerky. Olé!

Ingredients: Beef, sugar, soy sauce (water, soybeans, wheat, salt), corn syrup, spices, granulated honey (honey, high fructose corn syrup, wheat starch, corn syrup, soy flour, calcium steorate, lecithin), citric acid, salt, liquid smoke flavoring.

Allergen: soy, wheat

 

Chili Lime Gourmet Beef Jerky

Tease your taste buds with tender slices of knuckle-cut domestic beef teamed with medium-hot chili and balanced with zesty lime for a jerky that’s marvelously moist and easy to tear and share. This unique profile provides a dose of medium heat that teams up well with the acidity of the citrus notes.

Ingredients: Beef, soy sauce (water, soybeans, wheat, salt), corn syrup, chili garlic sauce (chili, garlic, vinegar, sugar and salt), chili lime seasoning (modified corn starch, maltodextrin, sugar, spices, salt, corn syrup solids, citric acid, onion, garlic, paprika, natural flavors, extractive of paprika, lime oil, silicon dioxide), sugar, lemon juice, soybean oil, salt, crushed red chili pepper, potato starch, natural lemon emulsion (water, lemon oil, vegetable gum, citric acid, sodium benzoate as preservative and natural flavors), citric acid, paprika, sodium nitrite cure, sodium erythorbate, yellow #5, garlic powder, onion powder, red #40

Allergen: soy, wheat

 

Pineapple Orange Gourmet Beef Jerky

Say aloha to this pineapple orange beef jerky, a Hawaiian-inspired offering of tender knuckle-cut domestic beef marinated in a blend of sweet orange, pineapple and tropical fruit.  Slices are carefully baked to preserve their unique flavor of sweetness and acidity, resulting in an exceptionally moist and addictive combination.

Ingredients:  Beef, sugar, soy sauce (water, soybeans, wheat, salt), soybean oil, corn syrup, mirin wine, orange juice concentrate, pineapple juice concentrate, spices, salt, pineapple concentrate powder, orange concentrate powder, less than 1% of the following: sodium nitrite cure, sodium erythorbate, disodium inosinate & disodium guanylate, red #40, yellow #5. BHT added to reserve flavor.

Allergen: soy, wheat

 

Basil Citrus Gourmet Turkey Jerky

To create their basil citrus turkey jerky, Krave infuses succulent turkey breasts with tangy citrus to create a jerky that’s soft, subtly seasoned and bursting with flavor. You’ll taste the rich basil complemented by the clean and crisp citrus notes on the palate.

Ingredients: Turkey breast, brown sugar, water, apple juice, lemon juice, salt, honey, basil, lemon pepper(black pepper, lemon peel, citric acid, salt, onion, garlic, sugar, matlodextrin, lemon juice solids and natural flavors), Garlic Onion.

Allergen: soy

 

California Wonderful Pistachio 2-Pack

Wonderful™ Pistachios from California are perfectly seasoned for a delicious flavor with a satisfying crunch. Sun-ripened and 100% naturally opened, only offered are the largest available nuts that are equally roasted - without added oil - thanks to a unique rotary roasting technique. 

Wonderful Pistachios not only taste delicious, they are also a great all-natural, heart-healthy, fiber-rich  snack alternative to fully enjoy while relaxing with friends and family or just by yourself. And above all, they are great fun to crack open!

 

Specs

Nutritional Facts - Pork Smoky Grilled Teriyaki
Serving Size 1oz (28g)
Servings per container 3.25
Calories 70
Calories from Fat 15
Total Fat 1.5 ~ 2% Daily Value
Saturated Fat .05g ~ 3% Daily Value
Trans Fat 0g
Cholesterol  15mg ~ 5% Daily Value
Sodium  180mg ~ 8% Daily Value
Total Carbohydrate 9g ~ 3% Daily Value
Dietary Fiber 0g
Sugars  8g
Protein  5g ~ 10% Daily Value
Vitamin A 0% Daily Value
Vitamin C 0% Daily Value
Calcium  0% Daily Value
Iron  2% Daily Value

Percentage Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet. Your daily values may be higher or lower depending on your calorie needs.

Nutritional Facts - Sweet Honey Chipotle Gourmet Beef Jerky
Serving Size 1oz (28g)
Servings per container 3.25
Calories 80
Calories from Fat 15
Total Fat 1.5 ~ 2% Daily Value
Saturated Fat .05g ~ 3% Daily Value
Trans Fat 0g
Cholesterol  20mg ~ 6% Daily Value
Sodium  400mg ~ 17% Daily Value
Total Carbohydrate 9g ~ 3% Daily Value
Dietary Fiber 0g
Sugars  7g
Protein  8g ~ 16% Daily Value
Vitamin A 2% Daily Value
Vitamin C 0% Daily Value
Calcium  0% Daily Value
Iron  6% Daily Value

Percentage Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet. Your daily values may be higher or lower depending on your calorie needs.

Nutritional Facts - Chili Lime Gourmet Beef Jerky
Serving Size 1oz (28g)
Servings per container 3.25
Calories 50
Calories from Fat 15
Total Fat 1.5g ~ 2% Daily Value
Saturated Fat .05g ~ 3% Daily Value
Trans Fat 0g
Cholesterol  10mg ~ 3% Daily Value
Sodium  290mg ~ 12% Daily Value
Total Carbohydrate 3g ~ 1% Daily Value
Dietary Fiber 0g
Sugars  2g
Protein  7g 14% Daily Value
Vitamin A 4% Daily Value
Vitamin C 80% Daily Value
Calcium  0% Daily Value
Iron  6% Daily Value

Percentage Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet. Your daily values may be higher or lower depending on your calorie needs.

Nutritional Facts - Pineapple Orange Gourmet Beef Jerky
Serving Size 1oz (28g)
Servings per container 3.25
Calories 80
Calories from Fat 15
Total Fat 1.5g ~ 2% Daily Value
Saturated Fat .05g ~ 3% Daily Value
Trans Fat 0g
Cholesterol  20mg ~ 7% Daily Value
Sodium  250mg ~ 10% Daily Value
Total Carbohydrate 8g ~ 3% Daily Value
Dietary Fiber 0g
Sugars  6g
Protein  8g 16% Daily Value
Vitamin A 2% Daily Value
Vitamin C 0% Daily Value
Calcium  0% Daily Value
Iron  6% Daily Value

Percentage Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet. Your daily values may be higher or lower depending on your calorie needs.

Nutritional Facts - Basil Citrus Gourmet Turkey Jerky
Serving Size 1oz (28g)
Servings per container 3.25
Calories 100
Calories from Fat 0
Total Fat 0g
Saturated Fat 0g
Trans Fat 0g
Cholesterol  25mg ~ 8% Daily Value
Sodium  610mg ~ 25% Daily Value
Total Carbohydrate 16g ~ 5% Daily Value
Dietary Fiber 0g
Sugars  16g
Protein  9g ~ 14% Daily Value
Vitamin A 0% Daily Value
Vitamin C 2% Daily Value
Calcium  0% Daily Value
Iron  4% Daily Value

Percentage Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet. Your daily values may be higher or lower depending on your calorie needs.

Nutritional Facts - Woderful Pistachios
Serving Size 1/2 cup (with shells)
Servings per container Varies
Calories 170
Calories from Fat 120
Total Fat 14g
Saturated Fat 1.5g
Trans Fat 0g
Polyunsaturated fat 4g
Monounsaturated fat 7g
Potassium 310mg
Cholesterol  0mg
Sodium  160mg
Total Carbohydrate 8g
Dietary Fiber 3g
Sugars  2g
Protein  6g

Percentage Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet. Your daily values may be higher or lower depending on your calorie needs.

 

In the box:

  • (1) Pork Smoky Grilled Teriyaki, 3.25 oz.
  • (1) Sweet Honey Chipotle Gourmet Beef Jerky, 3.25 oz.
  • (1) Chili Lime Gourmet Beef Jerky, 3.25 oz.
  • (1) Pineapple Orange Gourmet Beef Jerky, 3.25 oz.
  • (1) Basil Citrus Gourmet Turkey Jerky, 3.25 oz.
  • (2) Wonderful Pistachio, 32 oz.

 

Specs

Nutritional Facts - Pork Smoky Grilled Teriyaki
Serving Size 1oz (28g)
Servings per container 3.25
Calories 70
Calories from Fat 15
Total Fat 1.5 ~ 2% Daily Value
Saturated Fat .05g ~ 3% Daily Value
Trans Fat 0g
Cholesterol  15mg ~ 5% Daily Value
Sodium  180mg ~ 8% Daily Value
Total Carbohydrate 9g ~ 3% Daily Value
Dietary Fiber 0g
Sugars  8g
Protein  5g ~ 10% Daily Value
Vitamin A 0% Daily Value
Vitamin C 0% Daily Value
Calcium  0% Daily Value
Iron  2% Daily Value

Percentage Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet. Your daily values may be higher or lower depending on your calorie needs.

Nutritional Facts - Sweet Honey Chipotle Gourmet Beef Jerky
Serving Size 1oz (28g)
Servings per container 3.25
Calories 80
Calories from Fat 15
Total Fat 1.5 ~ 2% Daily Value
Saturated Fat .05g ~ 3% Daily Value
Trans Fat 0g
Cholesterol  20mg ~ 6% Daily Value
Sodium  400mg ~ 17% Daily Value
Total Carbohydrate 9g ~ 3% Daily Value
Dietary Fiber 0g
Sugars  7g
Protein  8g ~ 16% Daily Value
Vitamin A 2% Daily Value
Vitamin C 0% Daily Value
Calcium  0% Daily Value
Iron  6% Daily Value

Percentage Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet. Your daily values may be higher or lower depending on your calorie needs.

Nutritional Facts - Chili Lime Gourmet Beef Jerky
Serving Size 1oz (28g)
Servings per container 3.25
Calories 50
Calories from Fat 15
Total Fat 1.5g ~ 2% Daily Value
Saturated Fat .05g ~ 3% Daily Value
Trans Fat 0g
Cholesterol  10mg ~ 3% Daily Value
Sodium  290mg ~ 12% Daily Value
Total Carbohydrate 3g ~ 1% Daily Value
Dietary Fiber 0g
Sugars  2g
Protein  7g 14% Daily Value
Vitamin A 4% Daily Value
Vitamin C 80% Daily Value
Calcium  0% Daily Value
Iron  6% Daily Value

Percentage Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet. Your daily values may be higher or lower depending on your calorie needs.

Nutritional Facts - Pineapple Orange Gourmet Beef Jerky
Serving Size 1oz (28g)
Servings per container 3.25
Calories 80
Calories from Fat 15
Total Fat 1.5g ~ 2% Daily Value
Saturated Fat .05g ~ 3% Daily Value
Trans Fat 0g
Cholesterol  20mg ~ 7% Daily Value
Sodium  250mg ~ 10% Daily Value
Total Carbohydrate 8g ~ 3% Daily Value
Dietary Fiber 0g
Sugars  6g
Protein  8g 16% Daily Value
Vitamin A 2% Daily Value
Vitamin C 0% Daily Value
Calcium  0% Daily Value
Iron  6% Daily Value

Percentage Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet. Your daily values may be higher or lower depending on your calorie needs.

Nutritional Facts - Basil Citrus Gourmet Turkey Jerky
Serving Size 1oz (28g)
Servings per container 3.25
Calories 100
Calories from Fat 0
Total Fat 0g
Saturated Fat 0g
Trans Fat 0g
Cholesterol  25mg ~ 8% Daily Value
Sodium  610mg ~ 25% Daily Value
Total Carbohydrate 16g ~ 5% Daily Value
Dietary Fiber 0g
Sugars  16g
Protein  9g ~ 14% Daily Value
Vitamin A 0% Daily Value
Vitamin C 2% Daily Value
Calcium  0% Daily Value
Iron  4% Daily Value

Percentage Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet. Your daily values may be higher or lower depending on your calorie needs.

Nutritional Facts - Woderful Pistachios
Serving Size 1/2 cup (with shells)
Servings per container Varies
Calories 170
Calories from Fat 120
Total Fat 14g
Saturated Fat 1.5g
Trans Fat 0g
Polyunsaturated fat 4g
Monounsaturated fat 7g
Potassium 310mg
Cholesterol  0mg
Sodium  160mg
Total Carbohydrate 8g
Dietary Fiber 3g
Sugars  2g
Protein  6g

Percentage Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet. Your daily values may be higher or lower depending on your calorie needs.

 

In the box:

  • (1) Pork Smoky Grilled Teriyaki, 3.25 oz.
  • (1) Sweet Honey Chipotle Gourmet Beef Jerky, 3.25 oz.
  • (1) Chili Lime Gourmet Beef Jerky, 3.25 oz.
  • (1) Pineapple Orange Gourmet Beef Jerky, 3.25 oz.
  • (1) Basil Citrus Gourmet Turkey Jerky, 3.25 oz.
  • (2) Wonderful Pistachio, 32 oz.

 

Vendor Details

Krave Jerky

Founded:
2009
Owner::
Jonathan Sebastiani
Location:
Sonoma,  CA
Born with a wooden spoon in his mouth to a lauded Sonoma County wine family, KRAVE founder and CEO Jonathan Sebastiani has grown up working in and surrounded by the culinary and wine industry. From these years of experience, he has developed a keen sense of flavor and a respect for the process needed to develop a food product with integrity. Sebastiani has the tools and skill set to create and educate consumers about a new breed of jerky. Seeking natural renewable energy in the form of a healthy, high-protein snack while training for the New York Marathon, Sebastiani came to appreciate the merits of jerky and, in turn, the need for a more innovative jerky product. KRAVE delights in the playful irony of a low-brow snack meat developed amidst the privileged wine country lifestyle. The same man who once worked to knock wine off its pedestal with "Wine Brats", a marketing and business initiative to make wine more approachable to young adults, Jon Sebastiani now seeks to bring class to jerky by placing it on that very pedestal and asking that skeptical foodies give in to the krave.

 

Paramount Farms

Founded:
1989
Location:
Los Angeles, CA
Paramount Farms is the world's largest vertically integrated supplier of pistachios and almonds, and the company’s 30,000 acre pistachio orchard, located in California's San Joaquin Valley, is the largest in the world. Dedicated to quality, Paramount Farms has pioneered advances in orchard management and state‐of‐the‐art processing, packaging and delivery technologies and is the first nut supplier in the U.S. to receive ISO 9000 certification. Paramount Farms’ pistachios can be found in the produce department of grocery stores nationwide sold under the Wonderful and Everybody's Nuts! brand names.

 

 

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 27% < 25 woots
  • 48% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 2% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 15% one year old
  • 81% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 82% bought 1
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