Look, I know my online dating profile may have contained a smidgen of false advertising. I said I like to spend time with my mother when I probably should’ve said I live in her basement. That’s my bad. I claimed I was a high school guidance counselor instead of janitor, but, in my defense, they’re kind of the same thing when you think about it. And yeah, my photo was taken before my ex-wife left and I let myself gain twenty or thirty depression pounds. But come on. You aren’t exactly the Kate Winslet look-a-like you claimed to be, and I’m not holding that against you, am I?
But wine is totally my thing. I mean, obviously, right? You could probably tell the moment you saw this fine collection of corkscrews I’ve got. No one but a true wine connu… connie… EXPERT would own ONE high-quality corkscrew with a nine-inch long stainless steel wine opener, soft plastic grip and foil-cutting knife - let alone SIX of them, right? A guy with only a passing interest in, you know, grapes and stuff wouldn’t need an ergonomic handle for easy cork penetration. Hey, whoa, I’m not making innuendo, I swear!
Sigh. Let’s just forget this evening’s somewhat disappointing revelations and enjoy a glass of Merlot together, huh? What do you say? Hmm? No, I’m pretty certain that’s how it’s pronounced. There is a “T” on the end, after all.
Features
You will receive six random corkscrews from the following selection of eight different corkscrews. All high quality grade. The selection could include a Tappanzee Double Ratchet Corkscrew in Silver, Burgundy or Black. A Soft Grip Waiters corkscrew in Blue, black or Burgundy. A random color Double Ratched corkscrew. And last but not least, order early and we will guarantee the first 1,000 get a gorgeous Mahogany Handled Corkscrew..
Specs
Six (6) random corkscrewsSpecs
Six (6) random corkscrewsSales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 3m 38.448s
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