It can be kind of hard, since there’s that cartel making sure you can only buy oil from one or two countries, but as long as we keep them happy, they’ll be our allies forever, right? Assuming those jerkfaces in China don’t steal it all up first. After all, if God wanted them to have this oil, she would have given it to them first!
Well, of course God’s a she! Haven’t you ever heard the story? Athena gave the olive to mankind as a gift because… ohhhh, you thought we were talking about petroleum? No, no, sorry if we weren’t clear. We’re talking about real oil, delicious olive oil, the kind you can only find authentic around the Mediterranean Sea. That’s why we’re glad the Asaro Partanna Oil Mill has made the kind of connections you only see in the oil biz, holding packaging and exporting rights to the United States since 1925.
This two pack of flavored olive oil is much more delicious than the stuff you find at the pump. The first 250ml will be the Gli Agrumati Orange Extra Virgin Olive Oil. It was cold-pressed in Sicily, where olives and oranges grow freely. Spill it over grilled vegetables, or maybe some pecorino, or even some delicious salmon. One bite and they’ll be cleaning it up themselves!
Then there’s the Gli Agrumati Lemon Extra Virgin Olive Oil. 250ml means there’s plenty to go around. Drizzle some on pasta shells, or maybe draw an x on your salad. It’ll taste great on those grilled vegetables at your conocookout while still adding zest to your Boiled Potatoes. It’ll even work with nationalized Venezuelan goat cheese!
Yeah, when it comes to oil, the Asaro Partanna Gli Agrumati is just the sort of thing to attract speculators. Our advice is to fill up now, before prices skyrocket. They always tend to around the summer months, right? Anybody else noticed that?
Fresh olives and lemons are crushed together to create this all natural cold-pressed extra virgin gli Agrumati Lemon Olive Oil. This Lemon Olive Oil is produced in Sicily where olives & lemons have inspired foods for centuries. A healthy and delicious way to savor salads, vegetables, poultry, fish & citrus vinaigrette's. Drizzle over pasta with tuna, sauted chicken, grilled vegetables & fresh sole. Delicious over goat cheese or just deep bread and enjoy.
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