How to Enjoy Wine: A Woot Primer
1. Pour wine in a glass or tumbler or hollowed bread loaf.
2. Swirl the wine until you create a tiny maelstrom.
3. Swirl again.
4. Sniff the wine. Remember that old oenophile’s adage: You drink with your nose first.
5. Take a sip.
6. Anoint yourself by placing four drops on your kneecaps.
7. Ask your guests why they aren’t doing the same.
8. Ask your guests why they don’t want to participate in a simple ritual to appease GrapeThork the Wine God.
9. Ask your guests why they are leaving so suddenly.
10. Now that they’re gone, enjoy all the wine yourself.
2013 Archer Cellars California Red Blend 750ml 6-Pack
At Archer Cellars, we've made quality our main target. We have developed a richly flavored blend of California varietals for your enjoyment, representing the best the region has to offer. Aristotle said, "the whole is greater than the sum of its parts," and this couldn't be more accurate in the case of this wine. This lush and tantalizing blend hosts flavors of dried cherry and ripe plum, accented by subtle notes of cinnamon and a lingering oak finish.
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