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Woot Cellars Phat Goose (5) w/ Gift Bags

Speed to First Woot:
1m 22.997s
First Sucker:
shmoooey
Last Wooter to Woot:
nemoween
Last Purchase:
7 months ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 35% of Wine Woots
Top 22% of all Woots
Woots Sold (rank):
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Top 41% of all Woots

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  • 12% bought 2
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rock1717


quality posts: 0 Private Messages rock1717

This wine is a fine everyday drinker and pairs well with meat as advertised. One problem I didn't consider before I bought my case a few months ago is that you pretty much can't bring this wine to anyone's house without looking like a boob. Basically, if this is all you have left in your cellar, you need to stop for wine on the way to the party.

threemoons


quality posts: 18 Private Messages threemoons

Another great purpletooth couchpounder, just in time for the launch of BBQ season! In for one.

SmilingBoognish


quality posts: 49 Private Messages SmilingBoognish
rock1717 wrote:One problem I didn't consider before I bought my case a few months ago is that you pretty much can't bring this wine to anyone's house without looking like a boob. Basically, if this is all you have left in your cellar, you need to stop for wine on the way to the party.



I have many friends who like boobs. A lot.

NightGhost


quality posts: 1906 Private Messages NightGhost
SmilingBoognish wrote:I have many friends who like boobs. A lot.



I think there might be a double entendre there. Entendres come in pairs.

mejojoWOOT


quality posts: 2 Private Messages mejojoWOOT
SmilingBoognish wrote:I have many friends who like boobs. A lot.



Holy Modal Rounder, Batman!

jamesozzello


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jamesozzello

Kinda liked it,but same price for 1 less bottle since Oct 2013
Phat Goose (6) with Corkscrew
Sold on Wine.Woot
Quantity:
1 @ $59.99

pseudogourmet98


quality posts: 19 Private Messages pseudogourmet98
rock1717 wrote:This wine is a fine everyday drinker and pairs well with meat as advertised. One problem I didn't consider before I bought my case a few months ago is that you pretty much can't bring this wine to anyone's house without looking like a boob. Basically, if this is all you have left in your cellar, you need to stop for wine on the way to the party.


As a woman who used to be a 38D and is now a 44 Long, if I show up to a party and they want talk about my boobs, I am a happy camper. In for one.

ThunderThighs


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From wine to boobs. Interesting conversation transition there, people. Good one.



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Nate650


quality posts: 31 Private Messages Nate650
rock1717 wrote:This wine is a fine everyday drinker and pairs well with meat as advertised. One problem I didn't consider before I bought my case a few months ago is that you pretty much can't bring this wine to anyone's house without looking like a boob. Basically, if this is all you have left in your cellar, you need to stop for wine on the way to the party.



Lol, thanks.

losthighwayz


quality posts: 61 Private Messages losthighwayz

will the goose get you boobs then?

"The older I get the better I was"

rjquillin


quality posts: 182 Private Messages rjquillin
ThunderThighs wrote:From wine to boobs. Interesting conversation transition there, people. Good one.

Gus kinda seems like he'd be all over any boobs that presented themselves.

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