Well, how do you fare compared to the Zeitgeist?
Chat up your fellow wooters and let us know how lame this poll was or what obvious choices we missed.
For example: Was this poll a) STUPID, b) DUMB, c) POINTLESS or d) ALL OF THE ABOVE?
Wine is like a wine. Just shut up and drink.
wonderful elixir - it has all the joy and love in a bottle that you will need for the day (or week). Wine gives BALANCE: acids, sugars, tannins, alcohol – come together in a harmonious way, giving life a lift!!
The challenge of this poll is explaining the analogy. How *might* wine be like a forest? It's an organic amalgam of many smaller elements that create a singular whole.
It's like a woman because I don't know anything about them either.
prttymf8 wrote:Wine is like a wine. Just shut up and drink.
A woman. Gets better with age.
(Right, some wines don't age well, same with some women...)
..is like a perfect skipping stone, skimming along the top of the water, while your puppy chases a blue-footed booby, and trips over money on the ground. You glance back to see a crazed driver pulled over as you dream of tacos, chocolate and a grilled cheese (with a bowl of tomato soup). You sit back on the comfy couch, scaring a butterfly and wonder why there's a bowl of ice cream with wild blackberries in it.
Yeah, wine is like that.
...fermented juice from mashed-up grapes.
Living thing. When you open the bottle it starts evolving.
Son, a woman is a lot like a... [looks around] a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and... um... [spots his can of Duff] Oh, wait a minute. Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! [downs the beer] But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!
Oh, wait, sorry. What were we talking about again?
A wine should be veluptuous yet sturdy, a sense of sweetness without being cloying, give you a warm feeling all the way down, in your face but smooth on the finish and the pleasure should last long after she's done with you.
randysanders wrote:A wine should be veluptuous yet sturdy, a sense of sweetness without being cloying, give you a warm feeling all the way down, in your face but smooth on the finish and the pleasure should last long after she's done with you.
Whew, need to fan myself after reading that.
A good white varietal is as refreshing as a cool glass of water on a scorcher of a day in the desert.
a onion. So many layers to reveal. teh more layers you peel back, teh more you cry.
I may only have one wife........... but I have over 500 bottles of wine. I get to choose a different one every night. but I still only want one wife. She is teh perfect one!
I won't lie, I clicked on "wine" because of teh adorable pit puppy and I'm disappointed teh poll had nothing to do with dogs.
The way di gyal a wine is like the breeze a blow
but it hot and the sun shine on me
Why is the Wine Poll only renewed weekly instead of Daily?
lionheartsails wrote:Why is the Wine Poll only renewed weekly instead of Daily?
By this time of the week, the wine drinkers are too sloshed to find the poll, let alone take the poll. ;)
A time machine.
It is stored sunlight, earthy elements, water, and atmosphere.
When consumed, you travel to places once seen, feelings once felt, and hangovers you swore you gave up!
Wine culture pre-dates recorded human history - and made history!
I'll shut up and drink now...
Wine. How do I know that word again?
Like soup. As good as the ingredients, the maker and better after aging!
Something you drink when you are out of beer, or at a 49er game
If I answer correctly will you save the monkey on the knife sale?
I said wife because sometimes it's tough to get either one to open up easily.
Grape juice, only more alcohol-y
fiddledeedee wrote:Pointlessly rude.