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Poll: A wine is like a ...
  • 9.1% - Car 117
  • 43.7% - Woman 564
  • 5.7% - Man 73
  • 16.6% - Forest 214
  • 16.8% - Soup 217
  • 8.1% - You've got it all wrong, Wine.Woot. I'll tell you what a wine is like in the comments section. 105
1290 votes

Well, how do you fare compared to the Zeitgeist? Chat up your fellow wooters and let us know how lame this poll was or what obvious choices we missed. For example: Was this poll a) STUPID, b) DUMB, c) POINTLESS or d) ALL OF THE ABOVE?

prttymf8


quality posts: 25 Private Messages prttymf8

Wine is like a wine. Just shut up and drink.

sheilasu


quality posts: 0 Private Messages sheilasu

wonderful elixir - it has all the joy and love in a bottle that you will need for the day (or week). Wine gives BALANCE: acids, sugars, tannins, alcohol – come together in a harmonious way, giving life a lift!!

DivineAna


quality posts: 9 Private Messages DivineAna

The challenge of this poll is explaining the analogy. How *might* wine be like a forest? It's an organic amalgam of many smaller elements that create a singular whole.

bblhed


quality posts: 6 Private Messages bblhed

It's like a woman because I don't know anything about them either.

PocketBrain


quality posts: 44 Private Messages PocketBrain
prttymf8 wrote:Wine is like a wine. Just shut up and drink.



This.

olperfesser


quality posts: 2 Private Messages olperfesser

A woman. Gets better with age.

(Right, some wines don't age well, same with some women...)

daveinwarshington


quality posts: 15 Private Messages daveinwarshington

..is like a perfect skipping stone, skimming along the top of the water, while your puppy chases a blue-footed booby, and trips over money on the ground. You glance back to see a crazed driver pulled over as you dream of tacos, chocolate and a grilled cheese (with a bowl of tomato soup). You sit back on the comfy couch, scaring a butterfly and wonder why there's a bowl of ice cream with wild blackberries in it.
Yeah, wine is like that.

moles1138


quality posts: 8 Private Messages moles1138

...fermented juice from mashed-up grapes.

alexasnows


quality posts: 0 Private Messages alexasnows

Living thing. When you open the bottle it starts evolving.

jtmacc99


quality posts: 2 Private Messages jtmacc99

Son, a woman is a lot like a... [looks around] a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and... um... [spots his can of Duff] Oh, wait a minute. Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! [downs the beer] But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!

Oh, wait, sorry. What were we talking about again?

randysanders


quality posts: 4 Private Messages randysanders

A wine should be veluptuous yet sturdy, a sense of sweetness without being cloying, give you a warm feeling all the way down, in your face but smooth on the finish and the pleasure should last long after she's done with you.

ThunderThighs


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randysanders wrote:A wine should be veluptuous yet sturdy, a sense of sweetness without being cloying, give you a warm feeling all the way down, in your face but smooth on the finish and the pleasure should last long after she's done with you.


Whew, need to fan myself after reading that.



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DarthTagnan


quality posts: 2 Private Messages DarthTagnan

A good white varietal is as refreshing as a cool glass of water on a scorcher of a day in the desert.

nololtoday


quality posts: 0 Private Messages nololtoday

Horse.

ceagee


quality posts: 61 Private Messages ceagee

a onion. So many layers to reveal. teh more layers you peel back, teh more you cry.



tml61747


quality posts: 1 Private Messages tml61747

I may only have one wife........... but I have over 500 bottles of wine. I get to choose a different one every night. but I still only want one wife. She is teh perfect one!

kpickering907


quality posts: 0 Private Messages kpickering907

I won't lie, I clicked on "wine" because of teh adorable pit puppy and I'm disappointed teh poll had nothing to do with dogs.

Buck Mulligan


quality posts: 10 Private Messages Buck Mulligan

The way di gyal a wine is like the breeze a blow
but it hot and the sun shine on me

lionheartsails


quality posts: 0 Private Messages lionheartsails

Why is the Wine Poll only renewed weekly instead of Daily?

moles1138


quality posts: 8 Private Messages moles1138
lionheartsails wrote:Why is the Wine Poll only renewed weekly instead of Daily?



By this time of the week, the wine drinkers are too sloshed to find the poll, let alone take the poll. ;)

ardubu


quality posts: 5 Private Messages ardubu

A time machine.
It is stored sunlight, earthy elements, water, and atmosphere.
When consumed, you travel to places once seen, feelings once felt, and hangovers you swore you gave up!
Wine culture pre-dates recorded human history - and made history!
I'll shut up and drink now...

If you want, you pay...
But, if you need, you pay more!

lala04


quality posts: 1 Private Messages lala04

Wine. How do I know that word again?

fiddledeedee


quality posts: 0 Private Messages fiddledeedee
prttymf8 wrote:Wine is like a wine. Just shut up and drink.


Pointlessly rude.

salanth


quality posts: 1 Private Messages salanth

Like soup. As good as the ingredients, the maker and better after aging!

Mm, soup.

pyramidwc


quality posts: 0 Private Messages pyramidwc

Something you drink when you are out of beer, or at a 49er game

SneezyKevinA


quality posts: 3 Private Messages SneezyKevinA

If I answer correctly will you save the monkey on the knife sale?

I said wife because sometimes it's tough to get either one to open up easily.

revboss59


quality posts: 0 Private Messages revboss59

Grape juice, only more alcohol-y

kmagt


quality posts: 0 Private Messages kmagt

But accurate.....

fiddledeedee wrote:Pointlessly rude.