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True Fabrications Duck Decanter

Speed to First Woot:
3m 38.884s
First Sucker:
Klep
Last Wooter to Woot:
JESSICA4514
Last Purchase:
a year ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 39% of Wine Woots
Top 27% of all Woots
Woots Sold (rank):
Top 28% of Wine Woots
Top 18% of all Woots

Purchaser Experience

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  • 5% second woot
  • 21% < 10 woots
  • 22% < 25 woots
  • 44% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 4% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 12% one year old
  • 83% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 78% bought 1
  • 15% bought 2
  • 7% bought 3

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Cesare


quality posts: 1698 Private Messages Cesare

True Fabrications Duck Decanter
$24.99 $39.99 38% off List Price

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pupyluvr


quality posts: 51 Private Messages pupyluvr

Just put your wine in a blender... Seriously.
Or better yet, use that stick blender you bought here on Woot and then only used twice and just shove it straight into the wine glass.

tytiger58


quality posts: 74 Private Messages tytiger58
pupyluvr wrote:Just put your wine in a blender... Seriously.
Or better yet, use that stick blender you bought here on Woot and then only used twice and just shove it straight into the wine glass.



I always like these guys...

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lichme


quality posts: 3191 Private Messages lichme

I see a slight resemblance

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kcostell


quality posts: 8 Private Messages kcostell

At least it's not a Duck Dynasty Decanter.

ardubu


quality posts: 8 Private Messages ardubu

Is it me, or does this thing look like a male hospital bedside urinal?

http://www.ilcnsw.asn.au/items/252

Ah, the hell with it.

pupyluvr


quality posts: 51 Private Messages pupyluvr
ardubu wrote:Is it me, or does this thing look like a male hospital bedside urinal?

http://www.ilcnsw.asn.au/items/252



Now that's a great idea ;)
I may just have to get one of the Duck Decanters now!

Or not...

Actually a better question is do you think it could ever be cleaned enough to use as a wine decanter?

macmic6


quality posts: 3 Private Messages macmic6

OK, who but me thinks this suspiciously looks like a male urinal?

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cnwinton


quality posts: 10 Private Messages cnwinton

Nice looking decanter that is $35.30 on Amazon Prime (http://www.amazon.com/TF-2395-Wine-Duck-Decanter/dp/B005NWV6C6/ref=cm_cr_pr_pb_t), so savings are what, $5? I might be tempted if it was $10, but $5 is just not enough of a difference. Pass.

Nate650


quality posts: 31 Private Messages Nate650
cnwinton wrote:Nice looking decanter that is $35.30 on Amazon Prime (http://www.amazon.com/TF-2395-Wine-Duck-Decanter/dp/B005NWV6C6/ref=cm_cr_pr_pb_t), so savings are what, $5? I might be tempted if it was $10, but $5 is just not enough of a difference. Pass.



Well said. I agree!

Free shipping @ $35 and over so you don't even need Prime for that price.

sotallytober


quality posts: 0 Private Messages sotallytober

I've always wanted a decanter but don't see that it would enhance my wino experience since my wine doesn't last very long at all once opened. :p

sinkdiver


quality posts: 0 Private Messages sinkdiver

Uh, that's a female bed urinal.


macmic6 wrote:OK, who but me thinks this suspiciously looks like a male urinal?



phred20910


quality posts: 1 Private Messages phred20910
pupyluvr wrote:Now that's a great idea ;)
I may just have to get one of the Duck Decanters now!

Or not...

Actually a better question is do you think it could ever be cleaned enough to use as a wine decanter?



Here's a picture of a glass one. It definitely looks similar. And yes, glass urinals can be cleaned enough to be used as wine decanters. Trust me.

soshshops


quality posts: 2 Private Messages soshshops

My wife and I get a box cardboard decanter (and Rudolph-like spigot) with our wine.

fredrinaldi


quality posts: 42 Private Messages fredrinaldi
tytiger58 wrote:I always like these guys...



I do that with my "Fizzy" Cab

daveinwarshington


quality posts: 31 Private Messages daveinwarshington
macmic6 wrote:OK, who but me thinks this suspiciously looks like a male urinal?



Urinal... That's the first thing I saw...

grenade01


quality posts: 6 Private Messages grenade01

Thanks for the tip guys, I was going to buy this decanter but I picked up one of the glass urinals from the nursing supply place across the street instead and it looks really great and only 8 bucks.

ThunderThighs


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Ok, you weirdos. I'm not giving quality posts for the urinal comments. That's just gross.



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miisu


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cnwinton wrote:Nice looking decanter that is $35.30 on Amazon Prime (http://www.amazon.com/TF-2395-Wine-Duck-Decanter/dp/B005NWV6C6/ref=cm_cr_pr_pb_t), so savings are what, $5? I might be tempted if it was $10, but $5 is just not enough of a difference. Pass.


But ... It doubles as a urinal! :]

miisu


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ThunderThighs wrote:Ok, you weirdos. I'm not giving quality posts for the urinal comments. That's just gross.


But, it IS. I've been a RN for 25 years. I know a urinal when I see one :D

daymeeyan


quality posts: 2 Private Messages daymeeyan

I have a standard decanter and it is difficult to pour. I did try one of these angled ones and it does make it easier to actually pour the wine. I think it would make a great gift... just don't mention the urinal similarities when you give it to the recipient.

sdilullo


quality posts: 38 Private Messages sdilullo

We have a very similar decanter made by Lenox.

(Thanks, wedding registry!)

It's definitely less awkward to pour from than a traditional decanter (we have one of those, too) but you've got to be careful about drips. Seems the wine likes to build up on the spout end. Nothing a paper towel can't fix, though.

For what it's worth, owning both, we use the "duck" version at least 80% of the time.

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rjquillin


quality posts: 189 Private Messages rjquillin
ThunderThighs wrote:Ok, you weirdos. I'm not giving quality posts for the urinal comments. That's just gross.

I can just picture some old highly extracted chard in this.

Number four looks about correct.

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kylemittskus


quality posts: 233 Private Messages kylemittskus

I don't get it. Every time something other than wine shows up, every person who posts stupid sh*t on juvie.woot shows up here and makes themselves comfortable.

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North316


quality posts: 107 Private Messages North316
rjquillin wrote:I can just picture some old highly extracted chard in this.

Number four looks about correct.



Just to keep up the awkwardness of this thread...if #4 looks about right, you should drink more fluids because you are partially dehydrated.

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ThunderThighs


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Less than an hour to crack crude jokes!



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ThunderThighs


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rjquillin wrote:I can just picture some old highly extracted chard in this.

Number four looks about correct.


I should go take away one of your quality posts for that.



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noslensj


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Picked up one very similar to this at Cost Plus several years ago after the lip of my wine.woot decanter developed a nasty chip and crack after a little bump about three weeks after we got it and we had to throw it out.

We've still got the duck decanter. The duck decanter also took a chip on the tip of the snout, but the glass is so thick there that it really didn't hurt anything.

Definitely much easier to pour from than the conventional decanter. That was quite important to DW.

So I can give this decanter a recommendation. IMHO it is superior to the conventional decanters that wine.woot has offered in the past.

Looks very good on the hutch in the dining room. No interest in investigating bedside usages. Well, maybe as a bedside prelude, but that's it.

rjquillin


quality posts: 189 Private Messages rjquillin
ThunderThighs wrote:I should go take away one of your quality posts for that.

But I did just try to makeup with ZinZig.

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jimjoyce33


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jimjoyce33

looks like a urinal to me! Can't imagine that image would enhance my wine experience.