Moueska


quality posts: 53 Private Messages Moueska

This is a game I haven't played in a while, so BAM!

What you do is say something identifying, silly, googletastic, or nonsensical about the person below you. (They can say whether you're right or not, but don't have to.)

I'll start with something simple.

~*~*~*~*~

The person below me is the second person on this thread. And Awesome.

ROGETRAY


quality posts: 151 Private Messages ROGETRAY

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Moueska wrote:This is a game I haven't played in a while, so BAM!

What you do is say something identifying, silly, googletastic, or nonsensical about the person below you. (They can say whether you're right or not, but don't have to.)


I'll start with something simple.

~*~*~*~*~

The person below me is the second person on this thread. And Awesome.



The person below me is addicted to Chinese fortune cookies.
He/she also likes to shout out the dialogue when going to the movies.

olcubmaster


quality posts: 29 Private Messages olcubmaster
ROGETRAY wrote:The person below me is addicted to Chinese fortune cookies.
He/she also likes to shout out the dialogue when going to the movies.



The person below me is so vain I bet they think this game is about them.

Sugar 'em up and send 'em home

PemberDucky


quality posts: 40 Private Messages PemberDucky

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olcubmaster wrote:The person below me is so vain I bet they think this game is about them.




...it's not?

the person below me once ate a magic head of iceberg lettuce and now has telepathic powers.


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KtCallista


quality posts: 32 Private Messages KtCallista
PemberDucky wrote:...it's not?

the person below me once ate a magic head of iceberg lettuce and now has telepathic powers.



and it's really annoying!

the person below me learned the answer to the ultimate question of life the universe and everything at the pub/bar one night, then forgot when they woke up with a hangover.

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pooflady


quality posts: 20 Private Messages pooflady
KtCallista wrote:and it's really annoying!

the person below me learned the answer to the ultimate question of life the universe and everything at the pub/bar one night, then forgot when they woke up with a hangover.



I hate it when that happens.

The person below me collects porcelain cats and talks to them when no one's around.



When I was a kid I wanted to be older, this CRAP is NOT what I expected.

Moueska


quality posts: 53 Private Messages Moueska

Mowr! *puuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrr* Nyawo meer meow
(Translation - My cats love me more than YOU MERE MORTALS CAN POSSIBLY KNOW)




The person below me wants to not only go parasailing, they want to do it over the North Pole because Santa's down there...

ROGETRAY


quality posts: 151 Private Messages ROGETRAY

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Moueska wrote:Mowr! *puuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrr* Nyawo meer meow
(Translation - My cats love me more than YOU MERE MORTALS CAN POSSIBLY KNOW)




The person below me wants to not only go parasailing, they want to do it over the North Pole because Santa's down there...



Once I prove Santa exists...they'll all stop laughing at me.

The person below me once made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, but accidentally used mayonnaise instead.

Moueska


quality posts: 53 Private Messages Moueska
ROGETRAY wrote:Once I prove Santa exists...they'll all stop laughing at me.

The person below me once made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, but accidentally used mayonnaise instead.



Luckily, I was giving it to my tax preparation specialist.

I wonder why I didn't get anything back that year...



The person below me knows that WHEN IT'S TIME TO PARTY THEY MUST PARTY HARD.

manhandsha


quality posts: 31 Private Messages manhandsha

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Moueska wrote:Luckily, I was giving it to my tax preparation specialist.

I wonder why I didn't get anything back that year...



The person below me knows that WHEN IT'S TIME TO PARTY THEY MUST PARTY HARD.



What happened last night?!

The person below me has a tattoo of Winnie the Pooh on their neck.

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kenney9226


quality posts: 6 Private Messages kenney9226
manhandsha wrote:What happened last night?!

The person below me has a tattoo of Winnie the Pooh on their neck.



They told me it would make me look gangsta.

The person below me is the Stig.

olcubmaster


quality posts: 29 Private Messages olcubmaster
kenney9226 wrote:They told me it would make me look gangsta.

The person below me is the Stig.



To be correct, I was the Stig

until 2003 when they killed me off.

The person below me not only knows all the songs, but also the all the dialogue from "Grease" and yet, is not embarassed by this.

Sugar 'em up and send 'em home

stacipurv


quality posts: 3 Private Messages stacipurv
olcubmaster wrote:To be correct, I was the Stig

until 2003 when they killed me off.

The person below me not only knows all the songs, but also the all the dialogue from "Grease" and yet, is not embarassed by this.



This is quite true. And Grease 2, actually.

The person below me drives 3 miles under the speed limit.... IN THE LEFT HAND LANE!

pooflady


quality posts: 20 Private Messages pooflady
stacipurv wrote:This is quite true. And Grease 2, actually.

The person below me drives 3 miles under the speed limit.... IN THE LEFT HAND LANE!



I'm allowed to do it, SO I WILL!

The person below me puts "likes to take long walks in the rain" in the personal section of the paper.



When I was a kid I wanted to be older, this CRAP is NOT what I expected.

manhandsha


quality posts: 31 Private Messages manhandsha

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pooflady wrote:I'm allowed to do it, SO I WILL!

The person below me puts "likes to take long walks in the rain" in the personal section of the paper.



I live in the Pacific Northwest, I have to like long walks in the rain when I'm lookin' for a date

The person below me secretly loves Justin Bieber.

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ROGETRAY


quality posts: 151 Private Messages ROGETRAY

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manhandsha wrote:I live in the Pacific Northwest, I have to like long walks in the rain when I'm lookin' for a date

The person below me secretly loves Justin Bieber.



I told you that in secret!!!

The person below me has a bomb shelter full of Lucky Charms and Cheetos.

maxikyd


quality posts: 5 Private Messages maxikyd
ROGETRAY wrote:I told you that in secret!!!

The person below me has a bomb shelter full of Lucky Charms and Cheetos.



And Dr. Pepper--don't forget the Dr. Pepper.


The person below me has written a series of novels that could change the face of fantasy forever (how 'bout that alliteration) and never bothered to get them published. (user crosses arms over chest and taps foot impatiently) We're WAITING!!

kenney9226


quality posts: 6 Private Messages kenney9226
maxikyd wrote:And Dr. Pepper--don't forget the Dr. Pepper.


The person below me has written a series of novels that could change the face of fantasy forever (how 'bout that alliteration) and never bothered to get them published. (user crosses arms over chest and taps foot impatiently) We're WAITING!!



I must wait until the world is prepared to accept an anthropomorphized pair of lips as the protagonist. And until that fateful day, we all must remain patient.


The person below me has dug a pit in his basement, just like Buffalo Bill in "The Silence of the Lambs," where he keeps a tied-up mannequin at the bottom and periodically re-creates the scene by lowering a bucket with a bottle of Lubriderm in it down to the bottom and shouts "IT RUBS THE LOTION ON IT'S SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN!"

Mavyn


quality posts: 22 Private Messages Mavyn
kenney9226 wrote:I must wait until the world is prepared to accept an anthropomorphized pair of lips as the protagonist. And until that fateful day, we all must remain patient.


The person below me has dug a pit in his basement, just like Buffalo Bill in "The Silence of the Lambs," where he keeps a tied-up mannequin at the bottom and periodically re-creates the scene by lowering a bucket with a bottle of Lubriderm in it down to the bottom and shouts "IT RUBS THE LOTION ON IT'S SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN!"



I've recently upgraded to Aveeno products.

The person below is wondering why they haven't won the lottery yet, despite using the lucky numbers provided by their fortune cookies, received on the 7th of each month, eaten at 7:00 pm from the restaurant at 77 Seventh Street.

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

manhandsha


quality posts: 31 Private Messages manhandsha

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Mavyn wrote:I've recently upgraded to Aveeno products.

The person below is wondering why they haven't won the lottery yet, despite using the lucky numbers provided by their fortune cookies, received on the 7th of each month, eaten at 7:00 pm from the restaurant at 77 Seventh Street.



It's all the MSG from the delicious Chinese food I'm eating BEFORE the fortune cookies that keeps me going back for more; not the possibility of being a bazillionaire!

The person below me played Peter Pan in their high school play.

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Moueska


quality posts: 53 Private Messages Moueska

Mary Martin AIN'T GOT NOTHIN ON ME, BBY!!!

/believes in Tinkerbell



The person below me is party rockin' in the house tonight...

KtCallista


quality posts: 32 Private Messages KtCallista
Moueska wrote:Mary Martin AIN'T GOT NOTHIN ON ME, BBY!!!

/believes in Tinkerbell



The person below me is party rockin' in the house tonight...



You better believe it! It's the 12th of July!!!

The person below me keeps their childhood stuffed animals nearby and consults them regularly.

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jawsuser


quality posts: 4 Private Messages jawsuser
KtCallista wrote:You better believe it! It's the 12th of July!!!

The person below me keeps their childhood stuffed animals nearby and consults them regularly.



Of course, who else has shared all my history and understands me fully?

The person below me likes to dress up and have a proper English High Tea every day at 3.

stacipurv


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jawsuser wrote:Of course, who else has shared all my history and understands me fully?

The person below me likes to dress up and have a proper English High Tea every day at 3.



It's the only exercise my pinky gets. And 4:00 would be entirely too close to dinner time.

The person below me likes to go out with his shoes on the wrong feet. He thinks it's funny when people point it out & he gets to respond with, "They're the only feet I have."

manhandsha


quality posts: 31 Private Messages manhandsha

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stacipurv wrote:It's the only exercise my pinky gets. And 4:00 would be entirely too close to dinner time.

The person below me likes to go out with his shoes on the wrong feet. He thinks it's funny when people point it out & he gets to respond with, "They're the only feet I have."



I'm not a he, but don't judge me because I can't differentiate between left and right...

The person below me spent the entire day watching Woot Staff eat birthday cake and is now crying hysterically because it's over.

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Moueska


quality posts: 53 Private Messages Moueska
manhandsha wrote:I'm not a he, but don't judge me because I can't differentiate between left and right...

The person below me spent the entire day watching Woot Staff eat birthday cake and is now crying hysterically because it's over.



THAT WOULD BE ME! ;_; except that my soul was watching, but my eyes could not... because I had to go to work. Happy Birthday, Woot!



The person below me will take the afternoon off and paint watercolors of the river, creek, or body of water closest to them. If no such natural feature is available, they will paint a watercolor of the bathtub.

GodfatherND


quality posts: 0 Private Messages GodfatherND
Moueska wrote:THAT WOULD BE ME! ;_; except that my soul was watching, but my eyes could not... because I had to go to work. Happy Birthday, Woot!



The person below me will take the afternoon off and paint watercolors of the river, creek, or body of water closest to them. If no such natural feature is available, they will paint a watercolor of the bathtub.





The person below me will reveal a secret.

kenney9226


quality posts: 6 Private Messages kenney9226
GodfatherND wrote:

The person below me will reveal a secret.



No lie, I do have a secret and am asking Pemberducky if I can reveal it to the general public without fear of jealous ramifications, because it's an epic story if my conclusions are true!

The person below me probably doesn't care about what my secret is but has thought of something great to say about the next person in line.

Moueska


quality posts: 53 Private Messages Moueska
kenney9226 wrote:No lie, I do have a secret and am asking Pemberducky if I can reveal it to the general public without fear of jealous ramifications, because it's an epic story if my conclusions are true!

The person below me probably doesn't care about what my secret is but has thought of something great to say about the next person in line.



Although I do care about your secret, I care more about the committment to keep it for the sake of your bosom buddy-hood. ^_^

The person below me fell off a cliff in their dream last night, but only after they traipsed across the field with their dream guy/girl to the violin strains of "Sweet Mystery of Life". During the dream, they were drenched in honeyed light and felt the power of a thousand horses beating in their chest.

manhandsha


quality posts: 31 Private Messages manhandsha

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Moueska wrote:Although I do care about your secret, I care more about the committment to keep it for the sake of your bosom buddy-hood. ^_^

The person below me fell off a cliff in their dream last night, but only after they traipsed across the field with their dream guy/girl to the violin strains of "Sweet Mystery of Life". During the dream, they were drenched in honeyed light and felt the power of a thousand horses beating in their chest.



That sleep study doctor promised he wouldn't tell!

The person below me thinks that unicorns live in Banff. I thought they were soooo extinct.

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jawsuser


quality posts: 4 Private Messages jawsuser
manhandsha wrote:That sleep study doctor promised he wouldn't tell!

The person below me thinks that unicorns live in Banff. I thought they were soooo extinct.



Of course they do with that lovely lake to swim in and the mountains to hide them during the day.

The person below me wrestles gators for a living.

pooflady


quality posts: 20 Private Messages pooflady
jawsuser wrote:Of course they do with that lovely lake to swim in and the mountains to hide them during the day.

The person below me wrestles gators for a living.



I just do it for the exercise.

Every time the person below me goes to Walmart, someone takes their picture.



When I was a kid I wanted to be older, this CRAP is NOT what I expected.

stacipurv


quality posts: 3 Private Messages stacipurv
pooflady wrote:I just do it for the exercise.

Every time the person below me goes to Walmart, someone takes their picture.



And really, would it be SO difficult for SOMEBODY at home to just say, "Hey, that's really not your best look."? Now I have to check http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/ constantly just to know what's inappropriate. Jeez.

The person below me wears a hardhat to bed at night. I won't even get into why.

KtCallista


quality posts: 32 Private Messages KtCallista
stacipurv wrote:And really, would it be SO difficult for SOMEBODY at home to just say, "Hey, that's really not your best look."? Now I have to check http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/ constantly just to know what's inappropriate. Jeez.

The person below me wears a hardhat to bed at night. I won't even get into why.




Sure, but that's all I wear to bed, so I don't see what the big deal is!

The person below me really doesn't understand anything the person below them says, but they're too nice to say so.

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maxikyd


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KtCallista wrote:Sure, but that's all I wear to bed, so I don't see what the big deal is!

The person below me really doesn't understand anything the person below them says, but they're too nice to say so.



It's true, I am too nice. But I only don't understand them because

the person below me speaks with his/her mouth full.

Moueska


quality posts: 53 Private Messages Moueska
maxikyd wrote:It's true, I am too nice. But I only don't understand them because

the person below me speaks with his/her mouth full.



It's unintelligible, I just can't get it through my skull
It's hard to bargle nawdle zouss, with all these marbles in my mouth


While I'm yellin', Then I'm Sayin,
The Dude Below me, he's complainin'!

HEY!

olcubmaster


quality posts: 29 Private Messages olcubmaster
Moueska wrote:It's unintelligible, I just can't get it through my skull
It's hard to bargle nawdle zouss, with all these marbles in my mouth


While I'm yellin', Then I'm Sayin,
The Dude Below me, he's complainin'!

HEY!



Oy! So why is there all this pressure to come up with witty, droll comments just because the guy ahead of me says so?

And what's with the new woot! shipping charges? I mean hey - they're just like they used to be before Amazon took over. You call that progress? And don't even get me started on the whole Bricks of Chocolate thing these days.

The person below me owns every model of Roomba ever offered on woot! in spite of the fact I've tried telling you all that Neato is way better.

And keep off my lawn.

Sugar 'em up and send 'em home

stacipurv


quality posts: 3 Private Messages stacipurv
olcubmaster wrote:Oy! So why is there all this pressure to come up with witty, droll comments just because the guy ahead of me says so?

And what's with the new woot! shipping charges? I mean hey - they're just like they used to be before Amazon took over. You call that progress? And don't even get me started on the whole Bricks of Chocolate thing these days.

The person below me owns every model of Roomba ever offered on woot! in spite of the fact I've tried telling you all that Neato is way better.

And keep off my lawn.



To be fair, I did buy one of the Neatos too. And half of them have even come out of their boxes - once.

The person below me believes they are about to come in to some significant cash - because they "paid it forward" to a needy Nigerian prince.

wrytrzcrmp


quality posts: 0 Private Messages wrytrzcrmp
stacipurv wrote:To be fair, I did buy one of the Neatos too. And half of them have even come out of their boxes - once.

The person below me believes they are about to come in to some significant cash - because they "paid it forward" to a needy Nigerian prince.



How did you know? Millions will soon be mine! MWaaaaah haaaaaa haaa haaa haaaaaaaaaa.

The person below me has two facebook alias' that fight with each other.

KtCallista


quality posts: 32 Private Messages KtCallista
wrytrzcrmp wrote:How did you know? Millions will soon be mine! MWaaaaah haaaaaa haaa haaa haaaaaaaaaa.

The person below me has two facebook alias' that fight with each other.



I have to appease my personalities, and it's best to keep them separated but they have so many friends in common and oh my gosh, the DRAMA....

The person below me broke the cup holder on their computer.

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