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Poll: Which one of the following words rhymes with "wine?"
  • 58.7% - Pine 438
  • 8.3% - Cucumber 62
  • 21.6% - Flagellum 161
  • 11.4% - Doctor 85
746 votes

Well, how do you fare compared to the Zeitgeist? Chat up your fellow wooters and let us know how lame this poll was or what obvious choices we missed. For example: Was this poll a) STUPID, b) DUMB, c) POINTLESS or d) ALL OF THE ABOVE?

ardubu


quality posts: 4 Private Messages ardubu

Crime.

If you want, you pay...
But, if you need, you pay more!

ardubu


quality posts: 4 Private Messages ardubu

What? Las Vegas again?!?

If you want, you pay...
But, if you need, you pay more!

mdkopper


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pee

billypuppy


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Rhyme is such a subjective term. Can't we all just join hands and sing "It's A Small World"?

"Three generations of imbeciles is enough".
Oliver Wendell Holmes

bhodilee


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billypuppy wrote:Rhyme is such a subjective term. Can't we all just join hands and sing "It's A Small World"?



there's no reason for that

"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it."

– George Bernard Shaw, author (1856-1950)

billypuppy


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bhodilee wrote:there's no reason for that



The optimist says : "The glass is half full".
The pessimist says : The glass is half empty".
The cynic ASKS : "What's in the glass"?

"Three generations of imbeciles is enough".
Oliver Wendell Holmes

moles1138


quality posts: 8 Private Messages moles1138

Did someone put the sellout! poll on wine! by mistake?

drewy813


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Is it a poll when there's only one right answer? Call it Wine.Woot Community Quiz.

bhodilee


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billypuppy wrote:The optimist says : "The glass is half full".
The pessimist says : The glass is half empty".
The cynic ASKS : "What's in the glass"?



The realist says, the glass is too large.

"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it."

– George Bernard Shaw, author (1856-1950)

billypuppy


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bhodilee wrote:The realist says, the glass is too large.



That kind Sir/Lady is impossible!!!

"Three generations of imbeciles is enough".
Oliver Wendell Holmes

daveinwarshington


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Why was potato not on the list????

I'm having a WOOTIN' TOOTIN' well time here!
SEAHAWKS - We WON teh SUPERBOWL!

billypuppy


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daveinwarshington wrote:Why was potato not on the list????



Because potato rhymes with vodka.

"Three generations of imbeciles is enough".
Oliver Wendell Holmes

mdkopper


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daveinwarshington wrote:Why was potato not on the list????



Ha ha haaa Good one...

bhodilee


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billypuppy wrote:That kind Sir/Lady is impossible!!!



It's the internet, you might be right on all counts!

"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it."

– George Bernard Shaw, author (1856-1950)

billypuppy


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bhodilee wrote:It's the internet, you might be right on all counts!



Back on my home planet I WOULD be right!

"Three generations of imbeciles is enough".
Oliver Wendell Holmes

marbaulo


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billypuppy wrote:The optimist says : "The glass is half full".
The pessimist says : The glass is half empty".
The cynic ASKS : "What's in the glass"?



I say the glass is always full - half water, half air... what does that make me?