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Poll: Have you ever used a straw to drink wine?
  • 71.5% - No, of course not! 536
  • 9.3% - Yeah, when I didn’t want to spill. 70
  • 8.5% - Yes. Once. I’m still ashamed. 64
  • 10.7% - ALL THE TIME. 80
750 votes

Well, how do you fare compared to the Zeitgeist? Chat up your fellow wooters and let us know how lame this poll was or what obvious choices we missed. For example: Was this poll a) STUPID, b) DUMB, c) POINTLESS or d) ALL OF THE ABOVE?

curtisuxor


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Only through a silly straw:

threemoons


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Ya know, I just had my teeth cleaned by the dentist after being way overdue for a checkup. I had some BAD red wine stains on my teeth.

My hygienist told me that I should drink my red through a straw. I said no way.

Apparently, though, it's more common that one thought; pros who need amazing white teeth all the time really DO drink all stainy bevs--including red wine--through a straw.

coolchris160


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threemoons wrote:Ya know, I just had my teeth cleaned by the dentist after being way overdue for a checkup. I had some BAD red wine stains on my teeth.

My hygienist told me that I should drink my red through a straw. I said no way.

Apparently, though, it's more common that one thought; pros who need amazing white teeth all the time really DO drink all stainy bevs--including red wine--through a straw.



^^^^^ Exactly why I sometimes use a straw.

mdkopper


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mdkopper


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threemoons wrote:Ya know, I just had my teeth cleaned by the dentist after being way overdue for a checkup. I had some BAD red wine stains on my teeth.

My hygienist told me that I should drink my red through a straw. I said no way.

Apparently, though, it's more common that one thought; pros who need amazing white teeth all the time really DO drink all stainy bevs--including red wine--through a straw.




Oh My God, You poor man.. Ha ha ha

elsupreme


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So they make these little adult sized juice boxes full of wine. I have inserted a straw into some of these one day. And well it was a great tailgate!

Byoung4now


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You should always drink wine out of a diet coke can. There is no need for a straw.

cortot20


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I borrow my sons dippy cup. He doesn't mind, he shares well.

CT

cole103


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Homemade Sangria on ice!

augustridge2


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Less important than the straw is how often you used a ballpoint pen to push the cork through and then chugged it whilst feeling it spill down your collar onto your chest!