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cmaldoon wrote:So you had at least 20 servings of alcohol over a 12 hour period and yet you blame the single last serving for the issue... Interesting.
The whole story seems a bit suspect...
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jawlz wrote:My suspension of disbelief was broken when I read "...[we] drank 6 bottles of red between the two of us...".
I drank two gallons of beer half a bottle of wine and two shots and didn't die about five years ago. so I can kinda see this as being true. I also apparently rolled around on the kitchen floor and gave my dog a dissertation on why under no circumstances you should trust a garden gnome, so the cat thing is plausible also. Stupid, but plausible.
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