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Poll: What do you think of non-alcoholic wines?
  • 47.7% - I don’t understand the question and I refuse to respond to it. 463
  • 35.2% - I think it defeats the purpose. 341
  • 6.1% - I’d drink it. 59
  • 9.2% - I think it’s a great idea. All the fun without the consequences. 89
  • 1.9% - Something else (comments, please) 18
970 votes

Well, how do you fare compared to the Zeitgeist? Chat up your fellow wooters and let us know how lame this poll was or what obvious choices we missed. For example: Was this poll a) STUPID, b) DUMB, c) POINTLESS or d) ALL OF THE ABOVE?

stephf


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I think it tastes just as bad as the alcoholic version.

papamochi


quality posts: 1 Private Messages papamochi

I think it is called grape juice and from my very limited experience with it you are better off with the Welches for qpr.

FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIEND DRINK WHITE ZINFANDEL!

lboban


quality posts: 12 Private Messages lboban

Non-alcoholic wine... decaffeinated coffee...fat free sour cream.

As a nation, we have lost our minds.

shanamorris1


quality posts: 0 Private Messages shanamorris1

Grape juice? I prefer welches

calicojack42


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I had a great-uncle who always said "Drinking non-alcoholic wine is like kissing your sister: the taste is there, but the feeling is all wrong."

It's important to note he had a sister.

ashleyashley


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There need to be more polls with Lucille Bluth quotes in the answers.

"Get rid of the Seaward"
"I'll leave when I'm good and ready"

mjc613


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They have their place. Pregnant women, alcoholics and people with liver disease could find them a reasonable substitute, when the real thing could be a problem.

komatiite


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If me and the boys had wanted mucilage, we would have ordered mucilage!