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Poll: Marry, Hook Up, Kill:
  • 19.4% - Red, White, Champagne 259
  • 9.7% - White, Red, Champagne 130
  • 24.2% - Red, Champagne, White 324
  • 11.1% - Champagne, Red, White 148
  • 14.6% - White, Champagne, Red 195
  • 21% - Champagne, White, Red 281
1337 votes

Well, how do you fare compared to the Zeitgeist? Chat up your fellow wooters and let us know how lame this poll was or what obvious choices we missed. For example: Was this poll a) STUPID, b) DUMB, c) POINTLESS or d) ALL OF THE ABOVE?

mdkopper


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What??

bhodilee


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Obviously, its champagne when you get married, white for seducing your mistress for the first hook up and red for helping to hide the blood stains when you kill your wife and leave her for your mistress, wash, rinse, repeat.

"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it."

– George Bernard Shaw, author (1856-1950)

kylemittskus


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BowTie pretty much nailed it here. Any other order is just absurd.

"If drinking is bitter, change yourself to wine." -Rainer Maria Rilke

"Champagne is a very kind and friendly thing on a rainy night." -Isak Dinesen

"There are many ways to the recognition of truth; Burgundy is one of them." -Isak Dinesen

LynnMJ


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bhodilee wrote:Obviously, its champagne when you get married, white for seducing your mistress for the first hook up and red for helping to hide the blood stains when you kill your wife and leave her for your mistress, wash, rinse, repeat.



Funny!

plink22lr


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liquor, wine, beer.

psycher1


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I'm lost and feel like I'm missing something.

But
Both me and my girl hate white wine.
And dark red wine is Metal.
No opinion of champagne.

In other words, I'd answer red for all.

cjsiege


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Should be French Champagne, Domestic Sparkling, and Cristal.

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RocRizzo


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Bourbon, Bourbon, Bourbon!
Ah, maybe a beer chaser in between!

"Understanding is a three-edged sword."

woodingcm


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Hard to decide, Red seems the most obvious as to kill...champagne I decided hook up, only because it is more of a part type drink. White wine is a sweet easy wine, so I'm going with that for marriage.

bsmith1


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Where's the "I don't drink wine." option? If you're gonna put that on the main woot survey, you should put it here. Bunch of wine sippin' hipsters... (shakes fist)

kmagt


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I guess I'm narrow minded, But if you don't drink wine, does your opinion really matter?

bsmith1 wrote:Where's the "I don't drink wine." option? If you're gonna put that on the main woot survey, you should put it here. Bunch of wine sippin' hipsters... (shakes fist)



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