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Obviously, its champagne when you get married, white for seducing your mistress for the first hook up and red for helping to hide the blood stains when you kill your wife and leave her for your mistress, wash, rinse, repeat.
"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it."
– George Bernard Shaw, author (1856-1950)
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BowTie pretty much nailed it here. Any other order is just absurd.
"If drinking is bitter, change yourself to wine." -Rainer Maria Rilke
"Champagne is a very kind and friendly thing on a rainy night." -Isak Dinesen
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Bourbon, Bourbon, Bourbon!
Ah, maybe a beer chaser in between!
"Understanding is a three-edged sword."