Red.

Free.

I like sweet wines.
Japanese Plum Wine
Kosher Keddam Wine
... and my most recent favorite was Moscato. Barefoot Moscato.
I liked it so damned much that I decided I needed to start going to AA meetings. I'll be 2 years sober this month.
To tell the truth, I liked the taste, texture and mouth feel of the wine more than "the buzz"... but I knew I was standing at the edge of the rabbit hole, and I really did not wish to jump in.

Sparkling.

Spicy.. I like peppery temprenillos

Where is the 'Red and I don't know' option!

Wet

What are you on about here? Champagne? You're asking the wrong questions with the wrong terminology. Who comes up with these things--a Bud drinker after a hard night? ;-P

OP, of course!

Honey wines, or meads are for me.
You can't buy 'em, so I make 'em.
None of the commercial meads are worth a tinker's damn!
My favorite is my apple-mead, or cyser. Not sparkling, and quite sweet, with about 16% alcohol by volume. Gorgeous golden in color, it's the best thing on Earth!

Cheap!

Beer.

I don't care as long as the box is recyclable

The pole today should have been... "Are you upset when you get on wine woot and see we have a ridiculous recovery supplement?"

"Yes"
"No"
"Why is there even a "No" choice?"
"Wait, there's a Trenta size now at Starbucks?"