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FAST & UP

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
gunnorthered
Last Wooter to Woot:
smanawa
Last Purchase:
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Order Pace (rank):
Top 11% of Wine Woots
Top 31% of all Woots
Woots Sold (rank):
Top 43% of Wine Woots
Top 45% of all Woots

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  • 80% bought 1
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Cesare


quality posts: 1564 Private Messages Cesare

FAST & UP - 40 Tablets
$19.99 (Normally $33.98) 41% off List Price

-il Cesare
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“In the entire world there are only a few sounds that bring joy to all but the most jaded. One is the murmur of a kitten purring. Another is the thwack of a well-pitched baseball hitting a perfectly swung bat. And the third is the pop of a cork being pulled from a bottle of wine.” —George Taber

bolligra


quality posts: 33 Private Messages bolligra

This should be on Sport Woot.


As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.

jgiannon


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jgiannon
Cesare wrote:FAST & UP - 40 Tablets
$19.99 $33.98 41% off List Price



Thats how my wife likes it.

brle10415


quality posts: 1 Private Messages brle10415

Where's the Horror?!?!?! On wine.woot? Shouldn't this be on home.woot or something? Bring on the vino!!

mochajavaman


quality posts: 5 Private Messages mochajavaman

You take this for your Wine Woot hangover

Danalog


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Danalog

Do they have a flavor?

mschauber


quality posts: 40 Private Messages mschauber

WOW... This is a new low.

First, why the eff is this on wine.woot? Second, come on Woot, have a little moral bone in your body!!!!

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chipgreen


quality posts: 178 Private Messages chipgreen

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lobi


quality posts: 0 Private Messages lobi

Use "Before sleep?"

North316


quality posts: 107 Private Messages North316

I'm assuming this is here as a "hangover cure"? Please get this over with quickly. No one wants this garbage.

My CT
"Trust your homies on the net", Clark Smith.
R.I.P. Inkycatz - Feb. 2013

lurcher


quality posts: 8 Private Messages lurcher

The perfect lunchtime item - it will still be here when the admins get back....

InFrom


quality posts: 31 Private Messages InFrom
North316 wrote:I'm assuming this is here as a "hangover cure"? Please get this over with quickly. No one wants this garbage.



I know, I was wondering, who buys this junk?

When?
5 or 10 minutes before/after a physical effort
When feeling fatigue or "hangover" ( helps alleviate effects of alcohol)
To help burn fat and build lean muscles
Before sleep



I hope more than a few suckers, so we can back to creating the hangovers, not looking for remedies!

Danalog


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Danalog

I know the image says Orange but with things like these, that can be pretty meaningless.

vladistov


quality posts: 50 Private Messages vladistov

I just take a handful of B-vitamins with a glass of orange-juice and buttermilk.

forumc40


quality posts: 0 Private Messages forumc40

Sooooo during a woot off, do they eventually go to another product after a certain amount of time if something doesn't sell well, or is it there until its gone no matter what? Because this is going to annoy me checking back for the next 8 hours while this item is still sitting here. Janky.

Ain't easy...

NedDawg


quality posts: 34 Private Messages NedDawg

They lost me at "No Caffeine."

SmilingBoognish


quality posts: 46 Private Messages SmilingBoognish

I'll stick with coffee, thanks!

datking


quality posts: 0 Private Messages datking

Howdy,

redvolvodavid


quality posts: 3 Private Messages redvolvodavid

Make your own Four Loko! These look similar to the Berocca tablets in the recipe...

Visit Gizmodo's Recipe

vladistov


quality posts: 50 Private Messages vladistov

It doesn't look like so bad a product to me, price aside. Speaking for Emergen-C, this kind of thing is great for helping to keep you hydrated, with a harmless vitamin boost. It's still better for you than a can of soda, and can make bad water taste great in situations where all one has is a public drinking-fountain.

zollars23


quality posts: 15 Private Messages zollars23

"Product gets "activated" when needed and is not dead liquid sitting on a shelf"

Translation: Snake oil

(V) (;,,;) (V) <---Zoidberg

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fastandupusa


quality posts: 10 Private Messages fastandupusa
mochajavaman wrote:You take this for your Wine Woot hangover



Actually we haven't tried throwing our FAST & UP into a glass of red yet, that'll be a Trick-or-Treat!

ssoard


quality posts: 5 Private Messages ssoard

So, they got me in for 1. I'm really curious as to the hangover curing/fixing properties these may offer. Had a birthday recently and I'm definitely noticing that hangovers are more common as I get older.

raney2


quality posts: 3 Private Messages raney2

Anyone have the full ingredient list? Amounts of amino acids? Etc?

fastandupusa


quality posts: 10 Private Messages fastandupusa
vladistov wrote:It doesn't look like so bad a product to me, price aside. Speaking for Emergen-C, this kind of thing is great for helping to keep you hydrated, with a harmless vitamin boost. It's still better for you than a can of soda, and can make bad water taste great in situations where all one has is a public drinking-fountain.



You make us blush with your compliment! we can't compete with the big dogs, but basically: our product is all about the effervescent amino acids, is much easier to swallow than pills and easier on the stomach and liver during digestion.

F&UP USA

bkarlan


quality posts: 46 Private Messages bkarlan



I call placebo

"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse..." - John Stuart Mill

dimond


quality posts: 0 Private Messages dimond

Taurine is basically caffeine.

fastandupusa


quality posts: 10 Private Messages fastandupusa
ssoard wrote:So, they got me in for 1. I'm really curious as to the hangover curing/fixing properties these may offer. Had a birthday recently and I'm definitely noticing that hangovers are more common as I get older.



hello, yes, B vitamins and aminos help tone down the effect. then again, after a few too many bottles don't we all feel like we're wearing a baseball cap made of lead!

NascarDad


quality posts: 21 Private Messages NascarDad

Woot Wine off killa.

So wait, it says effervescent and sugar free. Can you use this to make white wine into a quality , dry. Sparkling Wine?

kdloeffler


quality posts: 2 Private Messages kdloeffler
brle10415 wrote:Where's the Horror?!?!?! On wine.woot? Shouldn't this be on home.woot or something? Bring on the vino!!



Come on guys...really? As stated above...bring on the Wine!! Pedroncelli and White Oak would be nice...maybe Iron Horse!!!!

amandamanfredo


quality posts: 2 Private Messages amandamanfredo

Makes wine extra yummy! Just drop it in like an alkaseltzer, and ... and... oh never mind.

true559


quality posts: 23 Private Messages true559

On wine woot? Disgraceful.

eljefetwisted


quality posts: 45 Private Messages eljefetwisted

Twisted Oak Winery is proud to see that their Woot-Off is followed by a hangover cure.

Jeff Stai, Owner, Twisted Oak Winery
http://www.twistedoak.com/
http://www.facebook.com/twistedoak

fastandupusa


quality posts: 10 Private Messages fastandupusa

Fast & Up Product is Made and Patented in Switzerland.
Helps build lean muscle while burning fat.

Of course, playing sports with friends will always help more than sitting on the couch watching Monday night football!

North316


quality posts: 107 Private Messages North316
eljefetwisted wrote:Twisted Oak Winery is proud to see that their Woot-Off is followed by a hangover cure.



Jeff, that's what happens when you offer "Cockamamie" "$#!@".

My CT
"Trust your homies on the net", Clark Smith.
R.I.P. Inkycatz - Feb. 2013

fastandupusa


quality posts: 10 Private Messages fastandupusa
true559 wrote:On wine woot? Disgraceful.



isn't it a crazy experiment!!!

fastandupusa


quality posts: 10 Private Messages fastandupusa
NascarDad wrote:Woot Wine off killa.

So wait, it says effervescent and sugar free. Can you use this to make white wine into a quality , dry. Sparkling Wine?



yes Mr chemist!
it will have an orange backend taste (with hints of dark chocolate maybe?!!), closer to a sauvignon blanc than a chard if you ask my mother!

raney2


quality posts: 3 Private Messages raney2
fastandupusa wrote:Fast & Up Product is Made and Patented in Switzerland.
Helps build lean muscle while burning fat.

Of course, playing sports with friends will always help more than sitting on the couch watching Monday night football!



Ingredient list? Please?

fredrinaldi


quality posts: 33 Private Messages fredrinaldi
Danalog wrote:Do they have a flavor?


says Orange on the top of the container