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Poll: What’s the one thing you wish everyone knew about wine?
  • 9.5% - The different processes involved in making wine. 68
  • 35.6% - The different and proper pairings between wine and food. 254
  • 18.5% - The proper way to appreciate the subtle flavors. 132
  • 31.7% - A list of the wines that should ever be served under pain of death. 226
  • 4.8% - I have another, better answer in the comments. 34
714 votes

Well, how do you fare compared to the Zeitgeist? Chat up your fellow wooters and let us know how lame this poll was or what obvious choices we missed. For example: Was this poll a) STUPID, b) DUMB, c) POINTLESS or d) ALL OF THE ABOVE?

CharlesP2009


quality posts: 27 Private Messages CharlesP2009

That some people make too big of a deal out of wine.

curtisuxor


quality posts: 56 Private Messages curtisuxor

Not everyone cares what you think about the wine you were just served.

rnatalie


quality posts: 11 Private Messages rnatalie

5. Never take wine up the butt.
6. Tour de Franzia is not wine appreciation.

Certified Wine Geek

mdkopper


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mdkopper

Sell beer, the hell with wine.

Espinos13


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Espinos13

the typo in the poll, is that on purpose?

"A list of the wines that should (n)ever be served under pain of death."

The user's going to pick dancing pigs over security every time.

ShaggyTx


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ShaggyTx

I wish everyone knew how to hold their wine glass properly. And to add to that, swirl and taste wine.

coynedj


quality posts: 7 Private Messages coynedj

Save the good stuff for me

I started out on Burgundy but soon hit the harder stuff. Bob Dylan, Just Like Tom Thumb's Blues

How on earth did I get 7 QPs?

shygote


quality posts: 0 Private Messages shygote

fuzzypeaches


quality posts: 10 Private Messages fuzzypeaches

If you are pouring me a glass, don't be stingy!

10 quality post! Whoo hoo! I'M SOMEBODY!!!

inkycatz


quality posts: 105 Private Messages inkycatz
fuzzypeaches wrote:If you are pouring me a glass, don't be stingy!



Word.

I'm just hanging out, really.

wingedsurfgirl


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I personally wish everyone knew that I only like red wine. I keep getting white for gifts, and currently have six bottles in the fridge. I tried bringing it to parties, but then those people assumed I liked it... and gave me more for gifts. Now I use it for cooking... and you can only add it to so many things.

hosesplus


quality posts: 0 Private Messages hosesplus

The list of bad wines is more important than a list of good ones. Have you ever paid more than you should for a wine, saved it for a fine meal with friends and been profoundly disappointed? And then to make things worse, the wine sucked too?

FIGHTING CRIME AND INDIFFERENCE SINCE 8:32 THIS MORNING

rjquillin


quality posts: 173 Private Messages rjquillin
wingedsurfgirl wrote:I personally wish everyone knew that I only like red wine. I keep getting white for gifts, and currently have six bottles in the fridge. I tried bringing it to parties, but then those people assumed I liked it... and gave me more for gifts. Now I use it for cooking... and you can only add it to so many things.

It's a bit like zucchini, to get rid of it you have to leave it in a paper bag on a doorstep at midnight while dressed in black Ninja garb.

CT