ThunderThighs


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It's time for another round of CAPTION THIS.

Obviously it's a pirate them. I wanted to laugh, chuckle, and even guffaw. Give me your best effort! Do as many as you want.

They'll be posted in the next posts. Just pick your favorite, hit reply and have at it. Maybe you want to do it as a conversation, a newspaper blurb, or perhaps marketing copy for some new product.

As always, PG-13 is appreciated.

To get you started:


Wait a second! Diamonds, gold, silver. Where's the cupcake lipstick? The Woot! shirt? No bags of sweet Texas air?







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ThunderThighs wrote:



Ask me about my Bags O' Crap again!

pianobri3


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iissurf wrote:Ask me about my Bags O' Crap again!



Well, gosh, sir... I was only looking for my bandolier of carrots!

digitalurbancamo


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ThunderThighs wrote:



pirate 1: WHY YOU NO GIVE ME CRAP!
pirate 2: Who are you?

Staar


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ThunderThighs wrote:



Tell me how my coat looks like a throw pillow again, I DARE YE!

Mavyn


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Wow...when was the last time they cleaned the chandelier?

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

chefferz


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ThunderThighs wrote:



Man: Why are you not in the kitchen?
Woman: There is a Booty of Contraband out there, dear!
Man: Oh sweet jesus, let's go get it.

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ThunderThighs wrote:



If you get that bulge close to me again, I will blow it off!

-or-

Man in the middle: What are you so excited about? I suggest you calm yourself, lad. You almost poked my eye out!

Man on the left: Sir, our maps indicate we're on the path to the legendary Booty of Contraband.

Man on the right:You REALLY believe in those drunken tales of riches? Do you think I would be sitting here right now if I knew there was a real Booty of Contraband out there in the seas? NO, and you will not make a fool out of me!!!! Go back to swabbing the decks!!!

curtise


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ThunderThighs wrote:


Pirate 1 - YE TOLD ME it would work with me Macintosh, ye sallow faced bilge blower!
Pirate 2 - Yarr. I don't, in truth, be knowin' what a Macintosh is.

-=C=-
ps. I like pretty pirate hats :D

curtise


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ThunderThighs wrote:


Listen mister! I've seen Zorro, and no matter what you keep telling me, you're not him! Yes, you're good with a sword and you talk funny too, but it's just not the same thing!
-=C=-

Mavyn


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What's that, Mr Pirate? Lassie walked the plank?

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

dmaz


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ThunderThighs wrote:



Bilge water! How am I ever going to explain to her that I'm gay now??

tehspaz


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ThunderThighs wrote:



Aye, Ye ever been in a Turkish brig?

dmaz


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ThunderThighs wrote:



Pirate 2: All you fools know I gots so many lasses lined up. 40-inch helm, and you know my kegs are so fresh a-

Pirate 1: Would you QUIT IT with this pimp act!! It's getting on my nerves! We haven't had women on this boat since our port call in Valencia, you landlubber! Now get out of those ridiculous clothes and mend the mizzen!

deracon


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ThunderThighs wrote:



Really?! The Twelve Apostles ...they were all treasure hoarders?! Yarrrgh! I thought them land lubers were all about sharin' da Crap?! Those scallywags!

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I'm not really sure what to do with my hands...

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Pirate 1: YARRGH!!! There be a bunghole between me legs!!!

Pirate 2: Oh, really!? I totally should fancy a look!

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Look kid... I'm really scared... Just tell me where the yellow brick road is so I can get my courage and get out of here.

jeremytheindian


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ThunderThighs wrote:



Middle: All the treasure among the seven seas won't be savin' ye from lung cancer Smithy...


Wootx16-Winex1-Kidsx13-Shirtx20-Selloutx8-Homex1-BOCx2

buckamayzing


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No seriously... You can pull the trigger. This is my new armored codpiece!

scapsinger


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Pirate 1: "Yarr, it be hard to discern the silvers from the golds in this here non-technicolor moving picture."

Pirate 2: "Perhaps the reboot will reveal the treasure!"

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ThunderThighs wrote:As always, PG-13 is appreciated.



How be it you suppose to make with the piratical humor if it ain't rated "Arrrrrr"....?

khunter928


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Saaay, what's the big idea pointing your pistol at my gun?

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scapsinger wrote:How be it you suppose to make with the piratical humor if it ain't rated "Arrrrrr"....?



//snerk!

Grumpy 'til the day I die.

tiasissi


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Ok, so my pants are a little high, stop staring!

margaret mauldin

fredmurtz


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ThunderThighs wrote:



Arrr. Do you realize what this means....

Now the entire crew can play Pretty Pretty Princess.

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tiasissi wrote:Ok, so my pants are a little high, stop staring!



Click reply on the picture you want to use and then it will be with your post.




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How do you get your hair to curl like that? Can you do mine?

margaret mauldin

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When a pirate is landlocked, what is a pirate's favorite car to dive?

antaran


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ThunderThighs wrote:



But I just trimmed my nose hairs!

deracon


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deracon wrote:When a pirate is landlocked, what is a pirate's favorite car to dive?



the Toyota YAAAARRRis of course!

fredmurtz


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ThunderThighs wrote:



Well gosh I guess you do have a beard.

But I'm pretty sure that Santa would never threaten to run me thru if I didn't sit on his lap and tell him what I want for Christmas.

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ThunderThighs wrote:



Pirate 2: ..stuck a feather in his hat and called him maca-
Pirate 1: STAHP WITH DAT SONG
Pirate 2: *whistles the rest*
Pirate 1: YARRRRRRRR TO FISTICUFFS WE GO

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ThunderThighs wrote:



Man: You MUST inform me of the curler you use for your hair
Woman: I..I...I forget the brand. I got it on Woot.
Man: Blast! I only ever see Dyson vacuums and Roombas!

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ThunderThighs wrote:



"Waaaiiittttt. You said there'd be booty, but all I'm seeing is Thunder Thighs."