inkycatz


quality posts: 105 Private Messages inkycatz
bluetuba wrote:THAT'S IRONIC BECAUSE I TOO AM EASILY DISTRACTED BY SPARKLY SUGAR!



HI! SUGAR SOUNDS GREAT RIGHT NOW.

I'm just hanging out, really.

PemberDucky


quality posts: 41 Private Messages PemberDucky

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Mavyn wrote:I TOLD THEM TO LOOK FOR THE BLUE TUBA. BUT THEY ARE COOKIES, NOT TOO BRIGHT. EASILY DISTRACTED BY SPARKLY SUGAR.

ETA: THE ABOVE CODE FOR 'IF YOU WANT COOKIES YOU NEED TO GIVE ME AN ADDRESS. THE POST OFFICE IS VERY FUSSY ABOUT THAT.' AND NO PROMISES OF WHEN YOU WILL GET THEM OR WHAT YOU WILL GET, SO NOTIFY ME OF ALLERGENS. OR 'I HATE CHERRY MORE THAN I HATE BEE STINGS.'



AW MAN, THAT SOUNDS AWESOME. AND YOU ARE AWESOME. AND COOKIES ARE AWESOME.

DAMN MY FUDDY-DUDDY-NO-GIFT-ACCEPTY-WHILE-ON-WEBSITEY-POLICY.

:C

THAT'S THE FACE I'M MAKING. RIGHT NOW. EN CAPPS.


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dougall


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inkycatz wrote:HI! SUGAR SOUNDS GREAT RIGHT NOW.



I WILL VACATE THE KITCHEN.

SOMEONE ELSE WILL HAVE TO BE IN CHARGE OF DINNER.

I WANT NO ART OF YOUR COLLECTIVE COOKIE MADNESS.

inkycatz


quality posts: 105 Private Messages inkycatz
PemberDucky wrote:AW MAN, THAT SOUNDS AWESOME. AND YOU ARE AWESOME. AND COOKIES ARE AWESOME.

DAMN MY FUDDY-DUDDY-NO-GIFT-ACCEPTY-WHILE-ON-WEBSITEY-POLICY.

:C

THAT'S THE FACE I'M MAKING. RIGHT NOW. EN CAPPS.


MAYBE THE BOSS WILL LET US MAKE COOKIES.

I'm just hanging out, really.

bluetuba


quality posts: 58 Private Messages bluetuba

WE ACTUALLY HAVE THIS FANCY COOKIE OVEN THING AND FROZEN COOKIES THAT GO WITH IT AT WORK BUT I'M NOT ALLOWED TO BAKE COOKIES BECAUSE I'D DO IT EVERY OTHER DAY AND THE COOKIES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE FOR SPECIAL OCCASIONS OR CLIENT VISITS.

ALSO SOMETHING ABOUT DJCKERDOODLES BEING INAPPROPRIATE, BUNCHA FUDDY DUDDIES.

inkycatz


quality posts: 105 Private Messages inkycatz
bluetuba wrote:WE ACTUALLY HAVE THIS FANCY COOKIE OVEN THING AND FROZEN COOKIES THAT GO WITH IT AT WORK



WHAT IF YOU BRING YOUR OWN DOUGH THEY CAN'T OBJECT CAN THEY? OR DOES IT EXPLODE IF YOU USE OFF BRAND COOKIE DOUGH?

I'm just hanging out, really.

bluetuba


quality posts: 58 Private Messages bluetuba
inkycatz wrote:WHAT IF YOU BRING YOUR OWN DOUGH THEY CAN'T OBJECT CAN THEY? OR DOES IT EXPLODE IF YOU USE OFF BRAND COOKIE DOUGH?



I'M NOT SURE BUT THAT'S A FANTASTIC IDEA!

*REMOVES A ROLL OF COOKIE DOUGH FROM HIS LUNCHBOX TOMORROW*

TIME FOR LUNCH!

IF THERE IS A COOKIE EXPLOSION I'LL BLAME IT ON ONE OF THE CREATIVE PEOPLE, THEY ARE ALWAYS BREAKING THINGS!

Mavyn


quality posts: 22 Private Messages Mavyn

IF COOKIES WERE TO ARRIVE AT THE OFFICE, YOU COULDN'T BE BLAMED IF YOU "FELL" IN THE BOX AND SOMEHOW ENDED UP TAKING A BITE OF ONE. OR TWO. REALLY, WHO IS COUNTING?

COWORKERS COMPLAIN WHEN I SHARE AND THEN WHINE WHEN I DON'T.

MEH.

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

PemberDucky


quality posts: 41 Private Messages PemberDucky

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Mavyn wrote:IF COOKIES WERE TO ARRIVE AT THE OFFICE, YOU COULDN'T BE BLAMED UF YOU "FELL" IN THE BOX AND SOMEHOW ENDED UP TAKING A BITE OF ONE. OR TWO. REALLY, WHO IS COUNTING?

COWORKERS COMPLAIN WHEN I SHARE AND THEN WHINE WHEN I DON'T.

MEH.



I LIKE THE WAY YOUR BRAIN WORKS.


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Mavyn


quality posts: 22 Private Messages Mavyn
PemberDucky wrote:I LIKE THE WAY YOUR BRAIN WORKS.



THERE'S A PILL FOR THAT.

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

bluetuba


quality posts: 58 Private Messages bluetuba

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, IF YOU WERE REALLY GOING TO MAKE ME SOME COOKIES MAVYN YOU CAN BAKE THOSE COOKIES AND SEND THEM TO WOOT HQ ADDRESSED TO BLUETUBA C/O PEMBERDUCKY AND SHE CAN HOLD THEM FOR ME.

AND IF SHE HAPPENS TO BE WEARING THAT BOX OF COOKIES AS A HAT ONE DAY AND ALL THE COOKIES ACCIDENTALLY FALL INTO HER MOUTH THAT'S OK BECAUSE I'M TOTALLY COOL LIKE THAT.

SHE WASN'T ACCEPTING A GIFT, SHE WAS JUST BEING A REALLY CLUMSY MERCHANDISE MIDDLE-MAN.

PemberDucky


quality posts: 41 Private Messages PemberDucky

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bluetuba wrote:I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, IF YOU WERE REALLY GOING TO MAKE ME SOME COOKIES MAVYN YOU CAN BAKE THOSE COOKIES AND SEND THEM TO WOOT HQ ADDRESSED TO BLUETUBA C/O PEMBERDUCKY AND SHE CAN HOLD THEM FOR ME.

AND IF SHE HAPPENS TO BE WEARING THAT BOX OF COOKIES AS A HAT ONE DAY AND ALL THE COOKIES ACCIDENTALLY FALL INTO HER MOUTH THAT'S OK BECAUSE I'M TOTALLY COOL LIKE THAT.

SHE WASN'T ACCEPTING A GIFT, SHE WAS JUST BEING A REALLY CLUMSY MERCHANDISE MIDDLE-MAN.



THIS IS A GOOD PLAN, B/C I NEEDED A REPLACEMENT FOR YESTERDAY'S DOUGHNUT HAT AND TOMORROW'S HOT DOG HAT IS TOO FAR AWAY.


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bluetuba


quality posts: 58 Private Messages bluetuba

MMMMMM DOUGHNUT HAT

bluetuba


quality posts: 58 Private Messages bluetuba

UH OH, I GOT SO EXCITED ABOUT DOUGHNUT HAT I POSTED IT TWICE.

THAT MIGHT BE EMBARRASSING IF I WEREN'T CAPSROCKING AT THE TIME.


bluetuba


quality posts: 58 Private Messages bluetuba

I HONOR THE ANCIENT TRADITION OF CAPSLOCKING ON THURSDAY!

PemberDucky


quality posts: 41 Private Messages PemberDucky

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bluetuba wrote:I HONOR THE ANCIENT TRADITION OF CAPSLOCKING ON THURSDAY!



A PURIST. I LIKE IT.


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PemberDucky


quality posts: 41 Private Messages PemberDucky

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THIS IS ALL AWESOME EXCEPT FOR THE LAST BIT.





THANKS, MASHABLE.


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bluetuba


quality posts: 58 Private Messages bluetuba

OH Potty Emergency! CAN'T BELIEVE JUST SAW INTERNATIONAL CAPSLOCK DAY IS COMING SOON CAN'T WAIT RIGHT NOW!

bluetuba


quality posts: 58 Private Messages bluetuba

HAPPY INTERNATIONAL CAPSLOCK DAY EVERYBODY!!!!!!

I'M GONNA ROCK THESE CAPS HARDER THAN I'VE EVER ROCKED CAPS BEFORE!

BY THE END OF THE DAY I'LL BE EXHAUSTED LIKE JAMES BROWN BUT I'LL THROW THAT BLANKET RIGHT OFF ME BECAUSE I'VE STILL GOT MORE LOCKS TO CAP BABY!

WOOT WOOT!

PemberDucky


quality posts: 41 Private Messages PemberDucky

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bluetuba wrote:HAPPY INTERNATIONAL CAPSLOCK DAY EVERYBODY!!!!!!

I'M GONNA ROCK THESE CAPS HARDER THAN I'VE EVER ROCKED CAPS BEFORE!

BY THE END OF THE DAY I'LL BE EXHAUSTED LIKE JAMES BROWN BUT I'LL THROW THAT BLANKET RIGHT OFF ME BECAUSE I'VE STILL GOT MORE LOCKS TO CAP BABY!

WOOT WOOT!



WHAT A FANTASTIC FESTIVE DAY.

TRYING TO MAKE A LIST OF CAPSLOCK DAY TRADITIONS.

I'VE HAD MY BOWL OF ALPHA-BITS. NOW WHAT?


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Mavyn


quality posts: 22 Private Messages Mavyn

ALPHABET SOUP, OF COURSE!

CELEBRATING IN STYLE BY ROCKING IT UPPER CASE. WOO HOO.

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

ThunderThighs


quality posts: 547 Private Messages ThunderThighs

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REFRIGERATOR MAGNET LETTERS!!!!



Customer Service: support@woot.com ••• Allow 1-2 business days for response.
••• ► Woot's Return Policy
◄ ••• ► Did you check your spam/junk folders for a CS reply?
CANCEL?? How to cancel your order in the first 15 minutes!! - except Woot-Offs & expedited orders

bluetuba


quality posts: 58 Private Messages bluetuba

A GAME OF SCRABBLE MUST BE PLAYED!

bluetuba


quality posts: 58 Private Messages bluetuba

I ALSO PROPOSE PUTTING A LARGE POSTER OF R. LEE ERMEY ON THE WALL AND YELLING AT IT IN HONOR OF OUR IRL CAPSLOCKING FOREFATHERS.



FURTHERMORE, YOU CAN GIVE THANKS TO IMAGES OF YOUR FAVORITE MUSICAL CAPSROCKING SCREAMERS.. SUCH AS

ANGELA GOSSOW



JOHAN HEGG



OR PETE LOEFFLER

PemberDucky


quality posts: 41 Private Messages PemberDucky

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ThunderThighs wrote:REFRIGERATOR MAGNET LETTERS!!!!





PUT SMARTIES TUBES ON CATS LEGS MAKE THEM WALK LIKE A ROBOT!!!


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PemberDucky


quality posts: 41 Private Messages PemberDucky

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bluetuba wrote:I ALSO PROPOSE PUTTING A LARGE POSTER OF R. LEE ERMEY ON THE WALL AND YELLING AT IT IN HONOR OF OUR IRL CAPSLOCKING FOREFATHERS.



FURTHERMORE, YOU CAN GIVE THANKS TO IMAGES OF YOUR FAVORITE MUSICAL CAPSROCKING SCREAMERS.. SUCH AS...



I LOVE IT.
I WAS GOING TO SUBMIT MEATLOAF AS ANOTHER, BUT THEN I THOUGHT, "NO, BECAUSE HE DID 'TWO OUTTA THREE AIN'T BAD,' WHICH WASN'T VERY CAPSLOCK."

BUT BAT OUTTA HELL? THAT SONG IS SO CAPS LOCK.

I ENJOY THE IDEA OF R. LEE ERMEY BEING LIKE...THE SANTA CLAUS OF CAPS LOCK DAY. ONLY INSTEAD OF COMING INTO YOUR HOUSE AND GIVING CHILDREN TOYS, HE JUST WAKES YOU UP IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT BY BELLOWING AT YOU.


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bluetuba


quality posts: 58 Private Messages bluetuba
PemberDucky wrote:I LOVE IT.
I WAS GOING TO SUBMIT MEATLOAF AS ANOTHER, BUT THEN I THOUGHT, "NO, BECAUSE HE DID 'TWO OUTTA THREE AIN'T BAD,' WHICH WASN'T VERY CAPSLOCK."

BUT BAT OUTTA HELL? THAT SONG IS SO CAPS LOCK.

I ENJOY THE IDEA OF R. LEE ERMEY BEING LIKE...THE SANTA CLAUS OF CAPS LOCK DAY. ONLY INSTEAD OF COMING INTO YOUR HOUSE AND GIVING CHILDREN TOYS, HE JUST WAKES YOU UP IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT BY BELLOWING AT YOU.



THAT'S BRILLIANT, AND INSTEAD OF COOKIES & MILK WE CAN LEAVE HIM A CIGAR AND A BOTTLE OF WHISKY

Mavyn


quality posts: 22 Private Messages Mavyn

IS IT REBELLIOUS TO POST HERE USING SHIFT?

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

no1


quality posts: 7 Private Messages no1

i am lowercasing in ur capslock thread, sitting quietly and attempting to be as unobtrusive as i can.

inkycatz


quality posts: 105 Private Messages inkycatz
no1 wrote:i am lowercasing in ur capslock thread, sitting quietly and attempting to be as unobtrusive as i can.



LOWERCASE IN THE CAPS LOCK THREAD, CAPS LOCK IN THE LOWERCASE THREAD... CATS AND DOGS LIVING TOGETHER

I'm just hanging out, really.

PemberDucky


quality posts: 41 Private Messages PemberDucky

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I JUST REALIZED: IT'S INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY.

ЭТО МЕЖДУНАРОДНАЯ БУКВАМИ ДЕНЬ!!!


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no1


quality posts: 7 Private Messages no1

bluetuba


quality posts: 58 Private Messages bluetuba

I WISH I WAS NERDY ENOUGH TO SPEAK KLINGON. I'LL BET THOSE GUYS DON'T EVEN HAVE THE CONCEPT OF LOWERCASE IN THEIR SOCIETY.

Mavyn


quality posts: 22 Private Messages Mavyn
bluetuba wrote:I WISH I WAS NERDY ENOUGH TO SPEAK KLINGON. I'LL BET THOSE GUYS DON'T EVEN HAVE THE CONCEPT OF LOWERCASE IN THEIR SOCIETY.



I KNOW A FEW PHRASES, BUT ONLY SPOKEN. MUCH MORE THAN THAT AND MY THROAT IS SORE.

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

bluetuba


quality posts: 58 Private Messages bluetuba
Mavyn wrote:I KNOW A FEW PHRASES, BUT ONLY SPOKEN. MUCH MORE THAN THAT AND MY THROAT IS SORE.



DID HE JUST CALL US ALL COWARDS?? IF HE WERE ANY OTHER MAN I WOULD KILL HIM WHERE HE STANDS!

bluetuba


quality posts: 58 Private Messages bluetuba

PemberDucky


quality posts: 41 Private Messages PemberDucky

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WHERE ARE THE DARK CHOCOLATE GUINNESS WHOOPIE PIES??

I NEED THEM IN MY LIFE.


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bluetuba


quality posts: 58 Private Messages bluetuba
PemberDucky wrote:WHERE ARE THE DARK CHOCOLATE GUINNESS WHOOPIE PIES??

I NEED THEM IN MY LIFE.



I AGREE! I BOOKMARKED A RECIPIE FOR IRISH CAR BOMB CUPCAKES ONCE BUT HAVE NEVER GOTTEN AROUND TO MAKING THEM. WHOOPIE PIE SOUNDS LIKE EVEN MORE FUN!

Mavyn


quality posts: 22 Private Messages Mavyn
PemberDucky wrote:WHERE ARE THE DARK CHOCOLATE GUINNESS WHOOPIE PIES??

I NEED THEM IN MY LIFE.



FLYING MONKEY BAKERY. IT IS TOWARDS THE BACK, BY THE FOOD COURT.

OR, THESE. I WOULD OFFER TO SEND YOU SOME BUT YOU ALREADY REFUSED BAKED GOODS.

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

bluetuba


quality posts: 58 Private Messages bluetuba

HAPPY HALLOWEEN WOOT! HALLOWEEN IS THE BEST!