PemberDucky wrote:did you hear the news about bacon? it's done. and we know bacon is done because we're doing a woot-off about bacon.

so how can we repurpose all this leftover bacon?

i propose:
using it as currency
bacon aromatherapy
bacon hair extensions and accessories
bookmarks


what do you think? got any off-label uses for bacon?

crunch it up, make a mosaic.

PemberDucky wrote:did you hear the news about bacon? it's done. and we know bacon is done because we're doing a woot-off about bacon.

so how can we repurpose all this leftover bacon?

i propose:
using it as currency
bacon aromatherapy
bacon hair extensions and accessories
bookmarks


what do you think? got any off-label uses for bacon?

floral arrangements

underwear

feminine napkin or tampon or other hygiene product

no1 wrote:feminine napkin or tampon or other hygiene product

you've never actually seen or touched either bacon or these products, have you?

Josephus wrote:you've never actually seen or touched either bacon or these products, have you?

you've never learned how to "brainstorm," have you?

Bacon is the perfect food; this is an imperfect thread.

dontwantaname wrote:Bacon sucks.

Wow; guess we need never speak again.

Make awesome candles out of the bacon

Sorry, no leftover bacon here. No matter how much is fried, it's gone.

dontwantaname wrote:Bacon sucks.

FRY THE WITCH!

putting on top of hamburgers
crumbling it into salads
sprinkling it onto ice cream

bacon sugar

mousetrap

bacon bookmarks!

bacon floss

bacon cat burglar mask!

bacon drink straws

bacontuba

an iphone made out of bacon

the flags in flag football

dental fillings and implants

bacon paper airplane

waterboarding: torture
baconboarding: not classified yet

buckyballs: on their way to being banned
baconballs: on their way

toilet wipes

bacon chainmail armour

bacon pillow

bacon necktie

to the tune of "i'm on fire" by springsteen

Hey little girl is your daddy home
Did he go away and leave you all alone
I got a bad desire
Imma want bacon fries

Tell you now baby it ain't good for you
But veggies don't taste like bacon do
It can taste good fried
Imma want bacon fries

Sometimes it's like someone took a knife baby
Edgy and dull and cut a six-inch slab
Through the belly of my pork

At night I wake up with the sheets soaking wet
'cause i peed myself dreaming of bacon Pez
Only you can cook my desire
Imma want bacon fries

Bacon deodorant

Bacon earmuffs