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ThunderThighs wrote:
"This way, boys, your puppy Spot will always be with you!"
Stop gagging on that spoon! Valley girls are still 30 years in the future!
ThunderThighs wrote: Not only is Bacon self-cooking, but it whitens your teeth, too! Here's last week's game to give you some ideas.
Oh Hugh, I'm so glad we decided to wallpaper the patio.
His snare now set with the bait, Charles crouched tensely. "That's it, just a little closer." And with one quick thrust, the horrible nightmare was finally over...
I told her she needed more Bacon Salt...
4 out of 5 happy couples prefer bacon.
Always one to take things a little too literally, Mary puts the "break" into breakfast.
She: Oh Jim; this is far out man! The fat stripes are wiggling like Aunt Jemima on roller skates. He: Hahaha! Oh Mary! That's not the bacon that's the marijuana cigarette you just dropped into your apron pocket. I told you it was good stuff.
Knock knock Who's there? Bacon Bacon who? Bacon you a birthday cake!
Wait! is that Randolph Mantooth enjoying Bacon?
The good old days, when being skinny meant your wife was a bad cook. (and you wore ridiculous pants)
"My, where did you get that lovely meat fork?" "Why, Woot.com of course!"
Look here kids, this new oven uses cold cooking technology! No more burnt clothing for you, you lucky little devils.
ThunderThighs wrote:Time again to show off your quick wit and excellent sense of humor. Yes, it's time for "Caption This!" where you get to come up with fun and silly thoughts and sayings for the people in these pictures. They'll be posted in the next posts. Just pick your favorite, hit reply and have at it. Maybe you want to do it as a conversation, a newspaper blurb, or perhaps marketing copy for some new product. As always, PG-13 is appreciated. To get you started: Here's last week's game to give you some ideas.
Sorry dear, you have to EARN the bacon.
Upon first trying Mega-Bacon, the majority of Americans immediately stopped questioning the decision to feed growth hormones to pigs.
"Goodness, darling. All these years I thought you were just being cruel, but it really does taste better coming back up than it did going down!"
"I hope you had a big lunch today, kids, because Daddy and Mommy plan on eating all of this for dinner."
Timmy, I told you "Thou shalt expect nothing beyond ONE crappy entree and THREE crappy side items."
Your sister was a bad little girl. WAS.
"I'm making your favorite tonight, Hannibal," said Mrs. Lecter. "We're having liver and fava beans!"
With these new space age, resealable plactic bags, you can freeze your flying monkeys. Then when you thaw them out years from now, their screams will be just as fresh as today.
udavidj wrote:Fortunately for the Lipschitz boys, they were wearing the asbestos shorts their Aunty Ramona sent them for Christmas.
I lol'd.
I'm sure this bacon will taste lovely dear, but can you please explain why you're wearing my Nail Polish, Lipstick, and Bracelet?
If you look close enough, you can see the trichinae worms.
Peggy was out to prove that SHE was the best dish in the diner.
And this is your brain on Bacon
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Thanks for all the contributions to this thread. It's definitely a fun read. I'm sorry I'm late with this but I had a touch of food poisoning that kept me busy yesterday. *cough* It was a tough decision but I have to agree with a couple wooters and go with udavidj as having the most unique take on his picture: Fortunately for the Lipschitz boys, they were wearing the asbestos shorts their Aunty Ramona sent them for Christmas. Congrats udavidj. Check your PMs in a bit for a special message.
ThunderThighs wrote:Thanks for all the contributions to this thread. It's definitely a fun read. I'm sorry I'm late with this but I had a touch of food poisoning that kept me busy yesterday. *cough* It was a tough decision but I have to agree with a couple wooters and go with udavidj as having the most unique take on his picture: Fortunately for the Lipschitz boys, they were wearing the asbestos shorts their Aunty Ramona sent them for Christmas. Congrats udavidj. Check your PMs in a bit for a special message.
Congrats, udavidj! Well-deserved!
