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Time again to show off your quick wit and excellent sense of humor. Yes, it's time for "Caption This!" where you get to come up with fun and silly thoughts and sayings for the people in these pictures.

They'll be posted in the next posts. Just pick your favorite, hit reply and have at it. Maybe you want to do it as a conversation, a newspaper blurb, or perhaps marketing copy for some new product.

As always, PG-13 is appreciated.

To get you started:



Look Darling! This is what the skin on my hand is going to look like when I remove it from this hot skillet handle.



Here's last week's game to give you some ideas.



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I've got the whole pig in here!

twitter is the dumbest F%#$ing thing that ever happened to the internet.

gertiestn


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It sure doesn't taste like tomato juice!

udavidj


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Johnny breathlessly waited for his shrew of a wife to taste the hemlock stew he made especially for her. And then, just as she lifted the death-laden spoon to her mouth, the iron rang....

Love,
UdavidJ

awnree1


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Darn it! I really wish I hadn't sat on the last one!

twitter is the dumbest F%#$ing thing that ever happened to the internet.

udavidj


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Fortunately for the Lipschitz boys, they were wearing the asbestos shorts their Aunty Ramona sent them for Christmas.

Love,
UdavidJ

omnitravis


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This is what will happen if you dont eat your bacon!

bajorand


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"You know that third little pig thought he was oh so clever with his house of bricks, but your father rented a bulldozer, and voila! Dinner!"

vladistov


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"Smiling like this would be so much easier if my cigarette and your potholder weren't imaginary."

vladistov


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"That'll teach her to tell me men should share their place in the kitchen."

vladistov


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"I wonder if I'm advertising a refrigerator or steaks. Oh, stop thinking, Edith, you don't smile pleasantly when you think."

vladistov


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"Attractive women fry with Wesson Oil. Wesson, because other oils are for hags."

vladistov


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"I'm crazy for casseroles! never did catch on; but the phrase survived and finally stuck as I'm cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs!"

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Bacon-garlic-onion tapioca: for those evenings you just want to be left alone.

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Where the others had failed, the fourth pan of eggs was finally able to capture Lois' gaze, and she was unable to look away...

Love,
UdavidJ

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The ad read, "All the cozy charm of a quaint European apartment!" She realized too late what they really meant was, "Remember that dive in Paris, where you had to sit on the bed to close the door? Well this place is so small, you'll have to sit on the table to cook your breakfast!"

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From now on, I am going to eat 20 slices of this magical meat every day or my name is not Rosie O'Donnell!

Love,
UdavidJ

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ThunderThighs wrote:



WootBot says bacon tastes better cooked in a Woot Lodge Cast Iron Pan!

WootBot is a suck up.



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"Vegan. It's what's for dinner!"

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For Tony and Maria that day there were no Jets, no Sharks, no guns, no fights, no pain. Only bacon.

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My goodness - I didn't know slices of my apron could get so crisp!

rugrats2001


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Mr. Bobbit, that looks absolutely divine!



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See, children, cake! You like cake and the cake likes it in here. You will, too!

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I can't believe you're making me eat the bacon fat...

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udavidj wrote:Fortunately for the Lipschitz boys, they were wearing the asbestos shorts their Aunty Ramona sent them for Christmas.



Man, I laughed for a good solid 75 seconds at this caption, I don't know why I find it so funny, but it's killing me! haha

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I hope that's a Woot logo skillet they're using!


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By the look on her face while taste-testing the gravy, he wondered if the remaining 4 bottles of Miller were going to be enough to get through THIS meal.

Sugar 'em up and send 'em home

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Bob waited nervously. If she could fake it, they could make it. He just knew it!

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

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stick on fork in bacon...it's done (heavy sigh)

sheilaw


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do you think that now is the time to buy some dishes?

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I just want to know why the kids' genitals are resting on a hot oven door.

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Seduced by the idea of a man cooking, she came closer and closer... "What do you have there Dexter?"

Dexter triumphantly raised the cooking meat in her direction, "The question you should be asking is not what, but who?"

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Kids, to celebrate this month's woot-off, I've made crappy caseroles! Who wants to have the first bite?



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Mrs. Lovett has carried on with her "Make your own meat pie" mail order business during the investigation.

In related news... Police are still looking for the lead investigator in Mrs. Lovett's case. His last message was that he was going to get cleaned up before appearing in court.

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When the newly regenerated Doctor demanded Amelia Pond "fry something" for him, she made him a plate of bacon. He began eating but spat it out in disgust, asking Amelia if she were trying to poison him.

Sugar 'em up and send 'em home