While I respect your opinion, I think it's unfair to call these pickles "bad". I've had BaTempte, and they are very delicious pickles, but... with my palette, they are a little bland, too. I really, really love vinegar. I have an incredibly high tolerance for spicy food (and spicy food lovers know, there's a "challenge" sometimes involved with hot food).
So, though you listed these as bad qualities, they're both selling points for me. Or, would be, if I hadn't left my card in the ATM. To each their own, my fellow Wooter. In the future, "I found them too sour and too spicy" is always better than "These things are bad."
I think they sound delectable. Please bring them back, Woot. I love you so.