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Don't forget, today is Talk Like a Pirate Day!!
A joke for Pirate Day
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging over his crotch.
The bartender asks "Isn't that thing annoying?"
The pirate replies "Argh - it's driving me nuts!"
"I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food." - W. C. Fields