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k4th3r1n3


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I need more quotes from PemberDucky, those made me laugh pretty hard.

kenney9226


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"Hooray! I only ate four Chick Fil-A sauces and not five! What a relief!"

PemberDucky


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kenney9226 wrote:"Hooray! I only ate four Chick Fil-A sauces and not five! What a relief!"



that was you, wasn't it?


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PemberDucky


quality posts: 41 Private Messages PemberDucky

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k4th3r1n3 wrote:I need more quotes from PemberDucky, those made me laugh pretty hard.



alas, i no longer work at that sideshow.
i joined another one.


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kenney9226


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"I'm going to keep my 'white sauce' to myself!"

kenney9226


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"It's very hard... I don't know how to do a 'rolling wave.'"

KtCallista


quality posts: 33 Private Messages KtCallista

"At least you're not wearing a diaper"

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Paper Napkins on the Edge of Insanity

You can call me Goddess, that's fine.

kenney9226


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"Laura, do me a favor, just let me know when I can touch it."

mjonczak


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What happened to those funny monkeys Monte & Mortimer??!!! I no longer see them posting on my Daily Woot News.

"When I die, I want to go             
as my grandfather did:                
quietly, peacefully, in his sleep. 
Not like his passengers." 

HeiYoo


quality posts: 3 Private Messages HeiYoo

My fellow IT coworker asked me this yesterday. "Hey, if I buy a domain on GoDaddy.com, can I use that name to setup my home network with a domain to be like the one we have here at work?"

kenney9226


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"I wonder if it gets smaller every time you open and close it?"

kenney9226


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"I've noticed that if I do it every day it gets easier."

kenney9226


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"What are you trying to do, rub it in my mouth?"

kenney9226


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"When I came back, it was VERY hard!"

kenney9226


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"It's not floppy."

"No, it's firm. And flexible."

kenney9226


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"You'll feel it. You'll know where it goes."

kenney9226


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"Kelly, Ron knew when he was farting, right?"

"Yes, Laura, he knew. He just didn't care."

PemberDucky


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"I shouldn't have clicked it."


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kenney9226


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"Did you hear? The Pope's retiring!"

"Oh, he probably just wants to get laid before he dies."

kenney9226


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"Hey, Jack, what do you have in your butter containers in your drawer?"

O_o

Iceback


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kenney9226 wrote:"Did you hear? The Pope's retiring!"

"Oh, he probably just wants to get laid before he dies."



and really....who doesn't?

In the end only kindness matters

thurin


quality posts: 5 Private Messages thurin

At home "Have you seen my black shorts." reply "No watta they look like."

kenney9226


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"Occasionally, I'll just plop myself in and, you know, do a little somethin' somethin'."

kenney9226


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"Just lick it off, Kenny!"

kenney9226


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"I love anything with nuts."

"Yes, Joyce loves nuts in her mouth!"

"Kenny, let me see what's inside your thingie!"

Mavyn


quality posts: 23 Private Messages Mavyn

Guy came in to remove a phone line from the neighboring cubicle. He called in, since the cube is occupied, but the name on the outside didn't match up with the 'removal' paperwork.

"Hey, Janice, what name comes up with this line?"

"I can't pronounce it--do you want me to spell it?"

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

KtCallista


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We need to hurry up and end this thing so we can strip.

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Paper Napkins on the Edge of Insanity

You can call me Goddess, that's fine.

KtCallista


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I haven't been this excited to get out of my clothes since I was 16!

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Paper Napkins on the Edge of Insanity

You can call me Goddess, that's fine.

kenney9226


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"What's that hanging off your chin?"

KtCallista


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Let me get it up! LET ME GET IT UP!

(I was good I didn't laugh... really)

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Paper Napkins on the Edge of Insanity

You can call me Goddess, that's fine.

kenney9226


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"I can't find a place where I can grab it..."

kenney9226


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"Look at my crack! Look at my crack!"

kenney9226


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"I don't like how it smells."

kenney9226


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"I always have a box of tissues near me."

kenney9226


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"If I gave you this, would you know what to do with it?"

kenney9226


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"I just saw when he pulled it out, that it was small, compact, and nice."

kenney9226


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"He said, 'sorry for interrupting,' but I was talking to myself!"

KtCallista


quality posts: 33 Private Messages KtCallista

woman: "Are you wearing slippers?"
man: "Yep!"

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Paper Napkins on the Edge of Insanity

You can call me Goddess, that's fine.

kenney9226


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"The size and shape really affect the flavor. I don't know if you knew that..."

kenney9226


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J: Kenny, you'd miss your family if you were away on travel for five weeks, right?

me: (long pause) O_o

J: Of COURSE Kenny would miss his family!

me: Well, sure. Everything in moderation, I guess.

D: LIKE GREEN BEANS!