coffeenogrumpy


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Hey search your wallet, the car dash, the pocket of your jackets,the drawers in the kitchen, taped to mirrors in bedrooms and for some; purses...
Wherever you've stashed it , find it and post it here.
I love my fortunes. The best ones have been translated incorrectly!!
Here's one i have right now
* You Will find fortune

Lynnzoi


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best way to read 'em is to put the words 'in bed' after it

no1


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Lynnzoi wrote:best way to read 'em is to put the words 'in bed' after it



ms. dontwantaname's fortune probably says "take rusty for a walk, he wants to take a dump..."

jqubed


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no1 wrote:ms. dontwantaname's fortune probably says "take rusty for a walk, he wants to take a dump..."



LOL!!!!!!

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SailorButterfly


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Lynnzoi wrote:best way to read 'em is to put the words 'in bed' after it



Or 'except in bed'. XD

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KtCallista


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Lynnzoi wrote:best way to read 'em is to put the words 'in bed' after it



that's how I was taught to read them. I have a jar full in my bedroom, I meant to make a fortune poster at some point. The top of the poster was going to say "Today Your Fortune Is. . . ." then all the fortunes, and the words, "... in Bed."

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cruzer


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--A lifetime of happiness lies ahead of you.

--Something weird will happen at work this week.

jqubed


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SailorButterfly wrote:Or 'except in bed'. XD



I'll go ahead and hotlink it:

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jqubed


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I used to read Garfield a lot when I was younger. My favorite fortune came from the 7 August 1992 strip (unfortunately, they don't seem to have a way to link directly to a comic, so you have to enter the date). The fortune was:

A runaway hubcap from a speeding car will lodge itself up your nose.

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greeneyedgal


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--Soon life will become more interesting

--Alas! You are the apple of my eye.

coffeenogrumpy


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You will make an important contact at a social gathering.


actuaallyy .. i think i started a fortune thread in 2007

[this sounds alot like my child telling me what year a video game was released]

eHalcyon


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Help, I'm trapped in a fortune cookie factory!

Lucky numbers 9 88 12 91 17...

(Unofficial) Derby Rules (outdated?)
Designing for the Derby (definitely outdated)
Tips for New Designers (always useful)

whatsthis


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coffeenogrumpy wrote:You will make an important contact at a social gathering.


actuaallyy .. i think i started a fortune thread in 2007



Please start a new "or" thread. That was one of your good ones.

KtCallista


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Keep an eye open for an opportunity in the field of sports.

--- mmmmKay whatever that means.

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PemberDucky


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"You are captivating, careful and capable."

Careful?


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arcsus


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I'm not sure. I accidentally ate the fortune.

coffeenogrumpy


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whatsthis wrote:Please start a new "or" thread. That was one of your good ones.



thanks..
i did..

"one of the good ones" i might get a big head.

Schrobblehead


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"Is it better to meet girl in park or park meat in girl?"

I'm a Christmas Unicorn! In a uniform made of gold, with a billy-goat beard, and a sorcerer's shield, and mistletoe on my nose!

coffeenogrumpy


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Schrobblehead wrote:"Is it better to meet girl in park or park meat in girl?"



mmm meat

i mean, no comment


*Your lover will never leave wich to leave you*

arcsus


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I can't find any fortunes laying around, but I do have a strawberry Laffy Taffy wrapper in my pocket from some candy that I swiped from an Easter Basket this morning. Thus, a joke:
ahem.


How do you make an egg roll?



















Push it.

arcsus


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Here's another Laffy Taffy gem:

"What is yellow and wears a mask?"

Answer:
"The Lone Lemon"


This one is sheer win. I almost choked on my banana flavored taffy from laughing. They should put a surgeon general's warning on the label next to the jokes. A heads up would have been nice.

sisterC


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"made in the USA"

that was a joke

mad dogs and englishmen...i still want the great dane!

Josephus


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"You will be advanced professionally with little effort on your part."

- I got this while I was working on my PhD thesis.

cruzer


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--Your heart is pure, and you mind is clear

zea3


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My son received this fortune a few years back

"Being an able man, there are always."

That was it!

PemberDucky


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Found this one in a parking lot during our vacation. No, I did not eat at friggin' Panda Express. Poignant, though.


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coffeenogrumpy


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*you will be pleasantly surprised by a close friend

cjimenez4


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my fortune:

"you will never learn the secret to putting small notes into cookies."

this is a test. if you can read this then you have reached the end of my post.

coffeenogrumpy


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cjimenez4 wrote:my fortune:

"you will never learn the secret to putting small notes into cookies."


tee hee

SailorButterfly


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I once got a fortune while eating with my hubby that read:

"You are very happy together."

I have it attached to a honeymoon photo on the fridge.

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cjimenez4


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"Remeber: tip is not optional!"

Ah dang...

this is a test. if you can read this then you have reached the end of my post.

coffeenogrumpy


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*You may attend a party where strange customs prevail*

cruzer


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--you tend to spark the flame of enthusiasm in people.

ThunderThighs


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cruzer wrote:--you tend to spark the flame of enthusiasm in people.






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You shouldn't overspend at the moment. Frugality is important.

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I have one that says...

"Here we go again, moo shu pork cereal for breakfast" (swear to god!)

and another that says "You love chinese food"

Be the change...

cjimenez4


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" (japaneese letters)
bet you wonder if we are calling you guys bad names huh."

this is a test. if you can read this then you have reached the end of my post.

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Turn your thoughts within - find yourself
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Who knew I was lost?



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--Others see you as a fine person with great qualities.

greeneyedgal


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You know what you what-get to work and make it materalize