daj59 wrote://smack

Bad Smackie! Bad, bad Smackie! Go to the corner!

Yeah, what she said. I kept waiting for the tips, didn't figure out they wanted me to buy the book.

pooflady wrote:Yeah, what she said. I kept waiting for the tips, didn't figure out they wanted me to buy the book.

Oh, yeah. "Forget what your mom told you? Are they kidding?

Josephus wrote:meanwhile, I have to drag some more bodies into my pile for the chipper.

dontwantaname wrote:2006? You are going back two years to find posts to quote?

I was trying to find something else and saw that.

cruzer wrote: what was I talking about again?

cruzer wrote: looking forward

Raining, who really needs to get her mind out of the gutter wrote:

get your mind out of the gutter silly girl!

cruzer wrote:you have to wait your turn

SkekTek wrote:I'm finding it difficult to try to stroke ... I just managed to do some at 2 AM before bed. Going to try it again.

using the ... tool and stroking the fill

Schrobblehead wrote:I tried this out too ... strokes were easy enough once I found the right way to do it ... I just wish it were easier ...

Many apologies to everyone alive or dead.

Josephus wrote:tgentry blows me ... it withered away. :^|

Josephus wrote:meanwhile, I have to drag some more bodies into my pile for the chipper.

no1 wrote:I...mount...beavers..?

no1 wrote:Not exactly, but...I...think of...Me...

no1 wrote:I wonder if I can spit...into her cleavage.

no1 wrote:sir...Your men...Want me to tell you which of your body parts they want me to stick it in...

Schrobblehead wrote:

Mr. Head,
If you want to win the Derby, I suggest you should spend more time watching Mr. Jimiyo's videos, rather than merely finding evidence to confirm what everyone already knows I say!

Again, apologies to everyone, living or dead, real or fictional.

superspryte wrote:I do like white power

daj59 wrote:

I wondered why it took so long for someone to post one of my drain statements in the last day...

lukeduff wrote:HAY WOOT GUYS CAN I HAVE FREE MONEY? KTHX BYE!

mwiseman wrote:I have brought my own assortment of lubricants.

gwp wrote:

peglegwookie wrote:

Perhaps an explanation...

edlada wrote:After watching the...frenzy yesterday, I think there is a problem...why Fenstar was probed...enough to warrant that reaction.

edlada wrote:...the dog...the object of...Josephus...sounds very incestuous to me. Hey...can...I get probed?

daj59 wrote://smack Az ... butt.

SkekTek wrote:I'm a fountain

kenney9226 wrote:you don't have to please me, it's those hundreds of others you need to satisfy...

no1 wrote:Head...If you want to win the Derby...

Damn, I've been going about it all wrong.

mwiseman wrote:Damn, Ive been going about it all wrong.

dontwantaname wrote:I remember traveling with a potty in the car when I was a kid.

daj59 wrote:This is going to be a huge, long Italian

joyner wrote:Woo hoo! ... Going to get some....

dontwantaname wrote:I like hard

krapposelli wrote:put me on the "... audit under any circumstances" list

dontwantaname wrote:Really? Wow, shirt is just land of drama this week.

This is an old, old post of Ms. Name from this very thread, but I'd just like to say that shirt.woot seems to be land of drama every week.

no1 wrote:Nose hair
Death camps
Dog vomit
Monkey pus
Painful rectal itch
Mangled baby ducks
10,000 nuns and orphans eaten by rats

What is things no1 had for breakfast?

Schrobblehead wrote:What is things no1 had for breakfast?

I couldn't have had the nuns and orphans, 'cause the rats already got to 'em.

no1 wrote:I couldn't have had the nuns and orphans, 'cause the rats already got to 'em.

stupid logic... always getting in the way of things.


Edit: if this thread ended with Donnnawannaname's comment below, the thread would have perfect bookends (discussion between no1 and Dontwantaname about eating gross things)

dontwantaname wrote://smack

Ms. Name,
What was that for?!?

jamesbottomtooth wrote:why make me look less of a man in my cut-off sweatpants.