arcsus wrote:" I'M OUT THERE BLOWING HOOKERS."

fablefire wrote:everyone should keep up their whining and bitterbitching because naturally the magical powers of bitterbitching will solve everything

nothing salacious, i just like this line.

Josephus wrote:I guarantee, he's wishin' you'd feel in the dark!

PemberDucky wrote:I thought everybody let the juices run down their cleavage.

dontwantaname wrote:I got up early so I could do mom

me 2!

SkekTek wrote:I myself never scored in rubber undies...

BootsBoots wrote:Come forth and drink from my spring.

SkekTek wrote:I'm starting to feel kenney. It's more fun to do my **** if I don't just cowtow to the ***ers.

I think a small g string might be a good thing too.

bigomighty wrote:good price, but too small for my needs...

dontwantaname wrote:See guys, If I don't talk about poo, there is nothing.

dontwantaname wrote:
I went once to clear my head and found a squirrel

anarchyvirus wrote:shirt.woot once again panders to the fisherprice crowd almost enforcing cutesy design vomit to spew.

pooflady wrote:Why would you ask for a penis?

dontwantaname wrote:Because it keeps popping up unexpectedly.

SkekTek wrote:MAKE SURE YOU HAVE MEMPHIS GO.. DOWN ...ON...ME.

Memphis? Sounds like a stripper.

no1 wrote:self-probation leads to hairy palms and blindness.

so predictable am i.

pooflady wrote:Frankly, I prefer peenis

gwp wrote:dontwantaname wrote:

I went once to clear my head and found a squirrel

ROTFL!

eHalcyon wrote:Cameron and Chase are no longer on his **** though, Chase got f***d? And Foreman somehow stayed on...

SkekTek wrote:It's certainly fun to watch a totally off-color bodily fluid! Last night, it was green pee!

Josephus wrote:*When I was in the lab learning to put up with guppy There was one surgeon that everyone watched do weird stuff, like **** the spleen for no reason, really.

Josephus wrote:
Kenney would flirt shamelessly with a 90 year old syphilitic old woman with brain damage!

jqubed wrote:I JUST DID MAVIS BEACON! UNFORTUNATELY, IT DID NOT CREDIT MY PROGRESS TO MY ***ING ABILITY, SO IT TREATED ME LIKE I WAS STILL A 10 EVEN THOUGH I GOT UP TO OVER 80! THAT FINALLY GOT ME TO TOUCH **** AT A GOOD SPEED!

KtCallista wrote:I sat on the hump.

Threadsecutioner wrote:Does this look swollen to you?

DA59 wrote:There is an advantage to having a ***** unit in the bedroom. It blocks out a lot of... outside noises.

Schrobblehead wrote:TAZED DONG... PAINFUL.

PaperStreetSoapCo wrote:I NEED TO BE... DISCIPLINED.

dekonstruct wrote:Your enthusiasm has swelled my pants.

AZGman wrote:I can't tell from the pic what it's being compared to.

PemberDucky wrote:Looks like ... maybe ... nuts.

KtCallista wrote:Oh I feel like jumping anything!

terrimeyers wrote: My mind is in the gutter.

KtCallista wrote:My mind is in a wretched gutter, that's much more fun.

KtCallista wrote:I've been hearing that, and I hope you are right.

PemberDucky wrote:my salad ... is ...going to be tossed when I get home.

Geez, whatever happened to spontaneity?

KtCallista wrote:I have a feeling we will be seeing a lot more No1

kenney9226 wrote:What if I squoze out a quality diamond. Then would my But be cut in half!

AZGman wrote:Comfortable size!

coffeenogrumpy wrote:HA
IF I BOW DOWN BEFORE YOU.. AND HE BOWS DOWN BEFORE ME.. WE CAN MAKE A CHOO CHOO

or a daisy chain.

you said you wanted to be quoted.

SkekTek wrote:I free the weasels!

Schrobblehead wrote:

you said you wanted to be quoted.

Successss!!!

Gatzby wrote:I... think we really want to encourage people to earn probation.

DA59 wrote: Trixie was a screamer when I first got her.