ThunderThighs


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((((Joe)))) for the compliments.



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HiddenIdentity


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arcsus wrote:" I'M OUT THERE BLOWING HOOKERS."

no1


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fablefire wrote:everyone should keep up their whining and bitterbitching because naturally the magical powers of bitterbitching will solve everything



nothing salacious, i just like this line.

Schrobblehead


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Josephus wrote:I guarantee, he's wishin' you'd feel in the dark!
I'm a Christmas Unicorn! In a uniform made of gold, with a billy-goat beard, and a sorcerer's shield, and mistletoe on my nose!

gwp


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PemberDucky wrote:I thought everybody let the juices run down their cleavage.


no1


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arcsus


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SkekTek wrote:I myself never scored in rubber undies...



SailorButterfly


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BootsBoots wrote:Come forth and drink from my spring.
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HiddenIdentity


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SkekTek wrote:I'm starting to feel kenney. It's more fun to do my **** if I don't just cowtow to the ***ers.

I think a small g string might be a good thing too.

undertow976


quality posts: 6 Private Messages undertow976
bigomighty wrote:good price, but too small for my needs...

Schrobblehead


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dontwantaname wrote:See guys, If I don't talk about poo, there is nothing.
I'm a Christmas Unicorn! In a uniform made of gold, with a billy-goat beard, and a sorcerer's shield, and mistletoe on my nose!

dontwantaname


quality posts: 14 Private Messages dontwantaname

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Schrobblehead wrote:



At least that is something.

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

PemberDucky


quality posts: 42 Private Messages PemberDucky

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DA59 wrote:my salad ... is ...going to be tossed when I get home.



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Not sure if you should post that? This slightly-nsfw-flowchart will help.

gwp


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dontwantaname wrote:
I went once to clear my head and found a squirrel


Schrobblehead


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anarchyvirus wrote:shirt.woot once again panders to the fisherprice crowd almost enforcing cutesy design vomit to spew.
I'm a Christmas Unicorn! In a uniform made of gold, with a billy-goat beard, and a sorcerer's shield, and mistletoe on my nose!

HiddenIdentity


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pooflady wrote:Why would you ask for a penis?



dontwantaname wrote:Because it keeps popping up unexpectedly.

Schrobblehead


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SkekTek wrote:MAKE SURE YOU HAVE MEMPHIS GO.. DOWN ...ON...ME.



Memphis? Sounds like a stripper.

I'm a Christmas Unicorn! In a uniform made of gold, with a billy-goat beard, and a sorcerer's shield, and mistletoe on my nose!

HiddenIdentity


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no1 wrote:self-probation leads to hairy palms and blindness.

no1


quality posts: 7 Private Messages no1

so predictable am i.

pooflady wrote:Frankly, I prefer peenis



jqubed


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gwp wrote:dontwantaname wrote:

I went once to clear my head and found a squirrel



ROTFL!

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HiddenIdentity


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eHalcyon wrote:Cameron and Chase are no longer on his **** though, Chase got f***d? And Foreman somehow stayed on...



SkekTek wrote:It's certainly fun to watch a totally off-color bodily fluid! Last night, it was green pee!



Josephus wrote:*When I was in the lab learning to put up with guppy There was one surgeon that everyone watched do weird stuff, like **** the spleen for no reason, really.



Josephus wrote:
Kenney would flirt shamelessly with a 90 year old syphilitic old woman with brain damage!



HiddenIdentity


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jqubed wrote:I JUST DID MAVIS BEACON! UNFORTUNATELY, IT DID NOT CREDIT MY PROGRESS TO MY ***ING ABILITY, SO IT TREATED ME LIKE I WAS STILL A 10 EVEN THOUGH I GOT UP TO OVER 80! THAT FINALLY GOT ME TO TOUCH **** AT A GOOD SPEED!

HiddenIdentity


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KtCallista wrote:I sat on the hump.

HiddenIdentity


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Threadsecutioner wrote:Does this look swollen to you?



HiddenIdentity


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DA59 wrote:There is an advantage to having a ***** unit in the bedroom. It blocks out a lot of... outside noises.

HiddenIdentity


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Schrobblehead wrote:TAZED DONG... PAINFUL.

HiddenIdentity


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PaperStreetSoapCo wrote:I NEED TO BE... DISCIPLINED.

SailorButterfly


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dekonstruct wrote:Your enthusiasm has swelled my pants.



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HiddenIdentity


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AZGman wrote:I can't tell from the pic what it's being compared to.

HiddenIdentity


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PemberDucky wrote:Looks like ... maybe ... nuts.

HiddenIdentity


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KtCallista wrote:Oh I feel like jumping anything!



terrimeyers wrote: My mind is in the gutter.



KtCallista wrote:My mind is in a wretched gutter, that's much more fun.



KtCallista wrote:I've been hearing that, and I hope you are right.

mwiseman


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PemberDucky wrote:my salad ... is ...going to be tossed when I get home.



Geez, whatever happened to spontaneity?

SkekTek


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KtCallista wrote:I have a feeling we will be seeing a lot more No1


HiddenIdentity


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kenney9226 wrote:What if I squoze out a quality diamond. Then would my But be cut in half!

SkekTek


quality posts: 17 Private Messages SkekTek
AZGman wrote:Comfortable size!



Schrobblehead


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coffeenogrumpy wrote:HA
IF I BOW DOWN BEFORE YOU.. AND HE BOWS DOWN BEFORE ME.. WE CAN MAKE A CHOO CHOO



or a daisy chain.

you said you wanted to be quoted.

I'm a Christmas Unicorn! In a uniform made of gold, with a billy-goat beard, and a sorcerer's shield, and mistletoe on my nose!

HiddenIdentity


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SkekTek wrote:I free the weasels!

coffeenogrumpy


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Schrobblehead wrote:

you said you wanted to be quoted.



Successss!!!

HiddenIdentity


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Gatzby wrote:I... think we really want to encourage people to earn probation.

AZGman


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DA59 wrote: Trixie was a screamer when I first got her.
Grumpy 'til the day I die.