Schrobblehead wrote:I do ___k too much.

we don't need to know that.

kenney9226 wrote:

(edit: so long. I leave!)

Josephus wrote:what a pain in the butt...you...really ought to get greased.

no1 wrote:if you're mousing with one hand and tickling a toddler with the other, that doesn't leave any hands for the ********.

Schrobblehead wrote:
scrotum!

dontwantaname wrote:Oh, come on! That isn't even close to the original post!

ah, but it is an accurate statement, ya gotta agree to that!

SkekTek wrote:Ack. Obviously I'd make a very poor woman.

Schrobblehead wrote:ASS IS FINE, I'M GOING WITH IT).

PemberDucky wrote:I just happened to hear the guys ****ing a co-worker ... and delighting in her squeals and squirms.

DA59 wrote:I'm ... all ... bush ... front & rear.

FenStar wrote:My ass is sore. Stupid ...

FenStar wrote:Only in the back, not in the front.

Josephus wrote:... I've fallen out!

i hate it when that happens.

DA59 wrote:He gets more anyway. So he's probably ___king.

mwiseman wrote:Excuse me, but that was not an attempt at whoring for votes!

mwiseman wrote:Geez, you make it sound so dirty.

Josephus wrote:I'm really pleased by how well the water came out.

i always say this after i pee.

Josephus wrote:works on feces too!

extcat wrote:This thing it tiny.

From the news article about Purdue's epic win against the evil Michigan State Sparties:

"Their big men are so big, and it's so hard when we're coming off their sphere screens because that's all they run"

Schrobblehead wrote: I WAS JUST GIVING YOU A $5 FOOTLONG

HiddenIdentity wrote:

I was expecting you to go with a "hard footlong"

robinbalmer wrote: a snooty barista pulls a good creamy shot.

PeterPucker wrote:A moray eel has two pairs of ***s. The outer set holds onto its ****, and the inner set bites down and pulls it.

killingtime wrote:I feel sick to my stomach.

The Cure will be awarded the Godlike Geniuses award.

My stomach is in knots.

ugh. me too.

no1 wrote:i would be ok with your mom watching you play with yourself

DA59 wrote: His dad was really hard.

IPDaly wrote:These are great when ***king in tight/dark places, like under the sink, ***king on the car, etc. I used one of these to light up a broad.

KtCallista wrote:I like my strawberry flavored ones, never seem to have the fishy problems.

kenney9226 wrote:I think but I can't confirm that I know that No1 has PMS.

"Is everyone on the bus? GOOD GREAT GRAND WONDERFUL . . .NO YELLING ON THE BUS!!!"
- Chris Farley (as a busdriver) on Billy Madison

killingtime wrote:Bacon is for wusses.

stone the heathen!

pooflady wrote:They were all 20 minutes last night.

KtCallista wrote:Ah, I worked about 40 mins last night Poof

DA59 wrote:Morning all. Beautiful day in store for today. Got to drive topless yesterday afternoon and this morning!

FoxNews24 wrote:A rolling traffic jam across the city this evening as beauty drives topless

AMNews16 wrote:Perky woman stops traffic again this AM

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