491,024 deals (and counting)
from around the web, shared and ranked by a community of deal fiends like you.
Go to Deals.Woot.
Schrobblehead wrote:I do ___k too much.
we don't need to know that.
(edit: so long. I leave!)
Josephus wrote:what a pain in the butt...you...really ought to get greased.
no1 wrote:if you're mousing with one hand and tickling a toddler with the other, that doesn't leave any hands for the ********.
dontwantaname wrote:Well, he...can't last as long...anymore.
Oh, come on! That isn't even close to the original post!
dontwantaname wrote:Oh, come on! That isn't even close to the original post!
ah, but it is an accurate statement, ya gotta agree to that!
SkekTek wrote:Ack. Obviously I'd make a very poor woman.
Schrobblehead wrote:ASS IS FINE, I'M GOING WITH IT).
dontwantaname wrote:How long was it?
Josephus wrote:NICE ASS, SCHROBBLEHEAD.
PemberDucky wrote:I just happened to hear the guys ****ing a co-worker ... and delighting in her squeals and squirms.
DA59 wrote:I'm ... all ... bush ... front & rear.
FenStar wrote:My ass is sore. Stupid ...
FenStar wrote:Only in the back, not in the front.
AZGman wrote:I don't think it'll ... real long
Josephus wrote:... I've fallen out!
i hate it when that happens.
DA59 wrote:He gets more anyway. So he's probably ___king.
mwiseman wrote:Excuse me, but that was not an attempt at whoring for votes!
mwiseman wrote:Geez, you make it sound so dirty.
Josephus wrote:I'm really pleased by how well the water came out.
i always say this after i pee.
Josephus wrote:works on feces too!
extcat wrote:This thing it tiny.
From the news article about Purdue's epic win against the evil Michigan State Sparties:
"Their big men are so big, and it's so hard when we're coming off their sphere screens because that's all they run"
Schrobblehead wrote: I WAS JUST GIVING YOU A $5 FOOTLONG
I was expecting you to go with a "hard footlong"
robinbalmer wrote: a snooty barista pulls a good creamy shot.
PeterPucker wrote:A moray eel has two pairs of ***s. The outer set holds onto its ****, and the inner set bites down and pulls it.
killingtime wrote:I feel sick to my stomach.
The Cure will be awarded the Godlike Geniuses award.
My stomach is in knots.
ugh. me too.
dontwantaname wrote:...licking the box.
no1 wrote:i would be ok with your mom watching you play with yourself
DA59 wrote: His dad was really hard.
IPDaly wrote:These are great when ***king in tight/dark places, like under the sink, ***king on the car, etc. I used one of these to light up a broad.
KtCallista wrote:I like my strawberry flavored ones, never seem to have the fishy problems.
kenney9226 wrote:I think but I can't confirm that I know that No1 has PMS.
"Is everyone on the bus? GOOD GREAT GRAND WONDERFUL . . .NO YELLING ON THE BUS!!!"
- Chris Farley (as a busdriver) on Billy Madison
killingtime wrote:Bacon is for wusses.
stone the heathen!
pooflady wrote:They were all 20 minutes last night.
KtCallista wrote:Ah, I worked about 40 mins last night Poof
DA59 wrote:Morning all. Beautiful day in store for today. Got to drive topless yesterday afternoon and this morning!
FoxNews24 wrote:A rolling traffic jam across the city this evening as beauty drives topless
AMNews16 wrote:Perky woman stops traffic again this AM