no1


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dontwantaname wrote:Thank goodness there was another stall.

Schrobblehead


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AttilaTheMom wrote:*...throws bucket of water on...no1's pants*

*sneaks back out*
I'm a Christmas Unicorn! In a uniform made of gold, with a billy-goat beard, and a sorcerer's shield, and mistletoe on my nose!

bluchez


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fablefire wrote:Not everyone is up for sperm on their chest.



SailorButterfly


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AZGman wrote:I always...touch...myself . . .



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SkekTek


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AZGman wrote:Dammmm! I knew I had it right the first time!!!



ThunderThighs


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no1 wrote:mrs. 1 likes to watch.


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SnifferSir


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Kilagria wrote:well im going to make you a naked shirt then


Call me masochistic... But I wish 'STUPID' was painful !!

no1


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dontwantaname wrote:MAD. I'm mad!

I spent all morning trying to screw



Josephus wrote:....happy to oblige.

no1


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zea3 wrote:Got to go for a while. #2 ... again!


dontwantaname


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Watch out no1.

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

no1


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dontwantaname wrote:Watch out no1.



for what?

dontwantaname


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no1 wrote:for what?


Turning G rated statements into R.
Especially if they are mine!

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

no1


quality posts: 7 Private Messages no1
dontwantaname wrote:Turning G rated statements into R.
Especially if they are mine!



i only quote what's there, ms. name.

dontwantaname


quality posts: 13 Private Messages dontwantaname

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no1 wrote:i only quote what's there, ms. name.



//sigh
but not all of what is there.

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

gwp


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Kilagria wrote:im a guy *giggles*.



:O

SailorButterfly


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ansharp wrote:I prefer heavy petting.


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SnifferSir


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SailorButterfly wrote:What, really? You mean to tell me I've been doing it wrong all these years?!? O.o

Oops... >.<
Call me masochistic... But I wish 'STUPID' was painful !!

SnifferSir


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terrimeyers wrote:one of the hard crusty ones or the moist ones that you can never get out?
Call me masochistic... But I wish 'STUPID' was painful !!

SkekTek


quality posts: 17 Private Messages SkekTek
no1 wrote:carp, i can't figure out how to turn it off.



SkekTek


quality posts: 17 Private Messages SkekTek
dontwantaname wrote:... just like the amount of smell that gets into the car when you pass a dead skunk.



HiddenIdentity


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SkekTek wrote: IT'S OBNOXIOUSLY BIG I GUESS...


no1


quality posts: 7 Private Messages no1
dontwantaname wrote:Looks like you are with Skek. You two should stay entertained together!



SnifferSir


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no1 wrote:
u do have control over what's drawn on your back.
Call me masochistic... But I wish 'STUPID' was painful !!

no1


quality posts: 7 Private Messages no1
dontwantaname wrote:men men men oh manly men



no1


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dontwantaname wrote:You put your monkeys in the bucket!

no1


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abs41082 wrote:Man I'm in my sister ... !!!

no1


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Josephus wrote:You know it's really creepy when someone you hardly know **cks ... your ear.


no1


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pooflady wrote:Joe ... had eight inches ... this morning.


Josephus wrote:sweet!



ThunderThighs


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PemberDucky wrote:I have bewbies!


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HiddenIdentity


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no1 wrote:if you'd settle for ... another schmuck like me, you can **** in silence in the **** for a while.

HiddenIdentity


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SkekTek wrote:

Dentist went... drilling one soft spot... good... for a long time.

SkekTek


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pooflady wrote:I was gone for a while or it would have been sooner.



HiddenIdentity


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SkekTek wrote: I especially like the dropped pants...

PemberDucky


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PemberDucky's Boss wrote: Can you insert this?




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Not sure if you should post that? This slightly-nsfw-flowchart will help.

no1


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PemberDucky wrote:Mom's working at an election site. Maybe she can 'hook me up'.


SnifferSir


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PemberDucky wrote:My pants smell terrible.
Call me masochistic... But I wish 'STUPID' was painful !!

SnifferSir


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SkekTek wrote:Just don't lick it...
Call me masochistic... But I wish 'STUPID' was painful !!

PemberDucky


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no1 wrote:...i like examining other people's turds.

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no1


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gwp


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no1 wrote:bob dole thanks ... his turgid organ.