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pooflady wrote:It's all over but the farting. Feeling woozy.


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pennylaned wrote:could you milk me?


still interesting even if it is a movie line

JoeDeeDee


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no1 wrote:a panda with nice melons? ... ooooohhhhh, don't tempt me....


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theinfinityloop wrote:I like the brown.

no1


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no1 wrote:



JoeDeeDee wrote:Not sure if you have any handy, but I highly recommend baby wipes for this kind of cleaning chore.


JoeDeeDee


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no1 wrote:



hehe. I'm not sure if they'd work so well for that. They're not really absorbent.

HiddenIdentity


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SkekTek wrote: Seriously, doggie-*** would be nice.

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SkekTek wrote:... I'm taking a p*ss



SkekTek wrote:... I'm taking a p*ss on shirt.woot



SkekTek wrote:... I'm taking a p*ss ... this week...



SkekTek wrote:... I'm taking a p*ss .... moderately...

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Booperelli wrote:Did ya barf?


HiddenIdentity


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Josephus wrote:I'm out-of-touch and what a moron I am

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pooflady wrote:Doesn't it get soggy?



a rather personal question.

no1


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dontwantaname wrote:Bluebledthesea was going to hook me up with a cow, but he disappeared.



probably for the best. i believe zoophilia is a class a misdemeanor in ny.

HiddenIdentity


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SkekTek wrote:I wouldn't mess with his *****, to be honest...

HiddenIdentity


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dontwantaname wrote:So far my only abuse of power is messing around with curzers *** ****.



HiddenIdentity


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sisterC wrote:submit to ****?

HiddenIdentity


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KtCallista wrote:yes, I am doing *****. I'm hoping it lasts.

HiddenIdentity


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SkekTek wrote:I hope I'll submit. But we'll see.

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cruzer wrote:DAJ needs ... lovin'

2thFairy


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AdderXYU wrote:we've gone so long that it's hard.


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cruzer wrote:I ... carry ... 6 balls in my bag.


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KtCallista wrote:my plums aren't ripe yet.



i don't know why, but it sounds quotable.

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KtCallista wrote:
I am not going to be wearing clothing ...and that kind of guest would pretty much ruin it for me!


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daj59 wrote:Cloris Leachman won't make it long

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no1 wrote:now i wanna see some1 try to stick their head in a ********


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ms. daj wrote:
Boob squishing not so bad -- they upgraded to digital.


so they get an intern to grope your girls now?

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no1 wrote:so they get an intern to grope your girls now?



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yuppicide wrote:I am hoping you insert a large TV in my order



that's the first time i've heard that body part called an "order."

JoeDeeDee


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joyner wrote:Only took us 11 hours ...I bet I will be sore tomorrow.

no1


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kenney9226 wrote:the lovely Mrs. 9226 let me taste her samples.



this sounds so naughty.

no1


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InnTee wrote:"No one" is an overstatement



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dontwantaname wrote:My butt is wet and I'm ...happy





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VinAgirl wrote:I don't have any stretching issues either, as I also have censored and go in through the bottom.



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Ignore this, let me try again...

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bluchez wrote:



OhMyGod- Laughing 'till I cry at this one!

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daj59 wrote: I ... think they'll do it in the butt.



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terrimeyers wrote:We lured him in with his sister.

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SkekTek wrote:staring at spryte's chinchilla ... it ... was really cute.



sounds like a euphemism for something.

bluchez


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no1 wrote:sounds like a euphemism for something.



I don't get it.

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SkekTek wrote:... the thought of seeing a picture of poo makes me want to skip



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tierney61 wrote:

You rotten, hateful, selfish bastard. I hope the next car aims for you.



Just love hookin' the BIG fish... ;-)

Call me masochistic... But I wish 'STUPID' was painful !!