PemberDucky


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Schrobblehead wrote: I do like Cho's wood... A LOT.




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PemberDucky wrote:



I guess this is better than another flogging.

I'm a Christmas Unicorn! In a uniform made of gold, with a billy-goat beard, and a sorcerer's shield, and mistletoe on my nose!

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Schrobblehead wrote:I guess this is better than another flogging.



Admittedly, it wasn't even entirely fair. But it was just too close to ignore.


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PemberDucky wrote:Admittedly, it wasn't even entirely fair.



Not at all, it was well played and long overdue.

I'm a Christmas Unicorn! In a uniform made of gold, with a billy-goat beard, and a sorcerer's shield, and mistletoe on my nose!

Schrobblehead


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shan24 wrote:Thanks Joe, I like your ass.



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Schrobblehead wrote:



hahaha I thought the name of this thread was "Randomly quoted posts..."

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zea3 wrote:face up or face down?


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Schrobblehead wrote:She was passed out in a pile of vomit on the bathroom floor.



i just feel like quoting this.

Schrobblehead


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no1 wrote:mabe we should mix weed into the main Derby threadz



me too.

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Woot's Copywriters wrote:
The knife metal extends all the way to the butt for a full tang

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PemberDucky wrote:well after the pill kicked in i figured it was just time to throw in the towel. besides, the cowboy and the sock guy are still going at it.
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Schrobblehead


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PemberDucky wrote:...vagina ... helps me stay sane.



sorry. it had to be done

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PemberDucky


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Schrobblehead wrote:sorry. it had to be done



No, it's fine...I just realized there were several opportunities there.
ALTHOUGH! I must disagree with the statement... I'd say having one of those things could be what makes me crazy.


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no1 wrote:not sure if i can get it up



Yeah, I took the bait.

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Raining


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cruzer wrote:good evening all.
called and got rejected!

SailorButterfly


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PemberDucky wrote:I cannot touch my **** with my tongue.



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SailorButterfly


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PemberDucky wrote:Mine is extraordinarily long, but it's like...not strong enough to get up... I have to squish it up there using my fingers.


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SkekTek


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no1 wrote:I just realized my horse head looks too small. Or mabe my ass is too big.



This was too good to pass up...

SailorButterfly


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Andy47240 wrote:One of the best foursomes in a while.



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PemberDucky


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Schrobblehead wrote:Hold it in your hand and take a photo...

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Schrobblehead


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PemberDucky wrote:...I...want to come...like a snatch.
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no1


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dontwantaname wrote:It seems two brother in laws did ... that... in a hotel room.

no1


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dontwantaname wrote:...OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



dontwantaname


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no1 wrote:



//smack

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

no1


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dontwantaname wrote:Wait! There is someone under me!!!!

...

Is she awake?


dontwantaname


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no1 wrote:



//smack, just for that YOU can run the contest if KtC isn't around!

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

no1


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dontwantaname wrote://smack, just for that YOU can run the contest if KtC isn't around!



what, i just got here!

no1


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dontwantaname wrote:Unless you want it. I'll give it to you.


no1


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Josephus wrote:I like it a lot better when it isn't so danged BIG! ;^)

-oh dangnabit, I'm going to get quoted on this one for sure!


Josephus


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PemberDucky wrote:so titillating!

no1


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dontwantaname wrote:I've been married 31 years and ...
Never did it.
UGH



=== Edited by dontwantaname @ 04 Aug 2008 10:42 PM [GMT -6] ===<br/><br/><br/>

Josephus


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joyner wrote:Hey ZEA, are you getting wet?

no1


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dontwantaname wrote:You can just ***ck him.... I think he enjoys it.



PemberDucky wrote:It works out well, because I enjoy ***cking.

Josephus


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KtCallista wrote:
.... I think Orc wants to watch some ...

no1


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PemberDucky wrote:i had a horsie ... it was pleasing for me.


PemberDucky


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no1 wrote:



I'm just a gold mine for you people!


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no1


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PemberDucky wrote:I'm just a gold mine for you people!



you're easier than dontwantaname!

Josephus


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dontwantaname wrote:Baaaaaaaaaa!

Josephus


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no1 wrote:you're easier than dontwantaname!



FenStar


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SevenOfNine wrote:There is no one on deck nine section twelve who does not know when you are having intimate relations.
Still single, can't imagine why.